Who can tell me the funniest long joke!

This one is really funny. What did the nascar driver say to his car? 'You're my ride or die... literally!'

Of course! This was a classic joke: One day, a snail went to the seaside to pick up shells. It picked up a shell and put it in its pocket. Then the snail began to walk forward, put his shell in his pocket, and walked forward again. He repeated it many times until he reached a completely different place. Only then did it realize that its shell was missing! The snail was very anxious and began to look around. In the end, it found a shell, but it was a completely different color from the shell in its pocket. So the snail thought of a new method: it took the shell out of the pocket and put it in another pocket, then took it out and put it in another pocket, and so on. Finally, it found a shell of the same color as the one in its pocket. The snail finally understood that he should put the shell back in his pocket instead of walking forward to get the same color as the shell in his pocket.

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.

As a fan of online literature, I can't provide you with the latest jokes, but I can provide you with some classic jokes. I hope you will like them! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet.

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a sense of humor, but I can provide you with some interesting answers based on the knowledge I've learned about online literature. If you want to tell me a joke from your life, I can provide some examples: There was a meme from a modern wuxia novel called " Iron Sword Sect." The Iron Sword Sect was a sect. Their leader was called Mr. Iron Sword. Mr. Iron Sword was very strict. He had a deep understanding of kung fu. His disciples also worked hard to become members of the Iron Sword Sect. One day, a disciple of the Iron Sword Sect met a challenge from a man named "Berserker". The Berserker was a very famous martial arts expert. He held a huge iron sword in his hand and was very arrogant and unruly. The disciples of the Iron Sword Sect were very afraid that they would think that the Berserker was their biggest threat. However, the disciples of the Iron Sword Sect didn't give up. They decided to join forces to fight against the Berserker. They trained together and practiced martial arts together. Eventually, they became a powerful team and defeated the Berserker. The meaning of this joke was that sometimes we need to persevere and work hard to overcome difficulties and become stronger people.

A man went to a Hindi magician. He said, 'I want you to make my dog disappear.' The magician said, 'Sure, but it will cost you 100 rupees.' The man paid. The magician then took a big cloth, put it over the dog, said some magic words, and then removed the cloth. The dog was still there. The magician said, 'Your dog didn't disappear because it was too attached to you. Try to be a bit more detached next time.' The man was so angry but it was also quite funny.

An ant wanted to climb a tree, but it was too small to do so. So it came up with a plan: put its tentacles on the branch and then use its feet to grab the branch. But the ant was too naive. When it stretched out its antennae, it accidentally pressed the pause button and got stuck in the middle of the branches. It could only use its feet to kick the branches, but the branches were too strong for it to kick. In the end, the ant had to give up its plan to climb the tree and return to the ground. This was a classic joke about ants climbing trees. Although it was only a small joke, it revealed the wisdom and innocence of ants.

Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"

A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"

Of course! The following was a super funny joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you go and bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"