I'm looking for some humorous questions or jokes that can make girls happy

1 I'm a programmer, and I just wrote a function that takes an entire number as an argument and prints this number multiplied by a power of two. In the end, I realized that the number entered by the user was actually greater than the return value of the function! So I called this function and printed an error. Then, I was in a tragedy. There was an emperor who liked reading very much, but his way of reading was to tear his books into pieces, then divide each book into ten portions, seal each portion, and then tear them into pieces. In the end, he tore up a thousand copies and only found one complete book. There was a man named Xiao Ming who bought a chicken and an egg. Then, he broke the egg and ate the chicken. Then he asked his mother,"Why does the chicken cry?" "Because he thinks the eggs in his bowl aren't evenly divided," replied his mother. There was a person called Xiao Gang. He had a girlfriend called Xiao Li. Xiao Gang and Xiao Li were shopping together when Xiao Li suddenly noticed that she had a fifty-cent dollar in her hand and put it into Xiao Gang's pocket. Xiao Gang asked her,"Why did you put it in my pocket?" "Because you don't have any money in your pocket," Xiao Li replied. There was a person called Little Light. He had an older sister called Xiao Li. Little Light and Little Li went on a trip together. When they arrived at a hotel, they found that their room had no windows. "What should we do?" Xiao Hua asked Xiao Li. "We can draw the curtains and open the window," Xiao Li replied. There was a person called Xiao Gang. He had a younger brother called Little Light. Xiao Gang and Little Light were playing games together when they realized that their computers were too low in configuration to play big games. Therefore, they decided to upgrade their computers. Xiao Gang and Xiao Hua went to the computer shop and bought a new computer. However, the price was too expensive. Xiao Gang and Xiao Hua had to pay in installments. There was someone called Xiao Gang. He had a girlfriend called Xiao Li. Xiao Gang and Xiao Li went on a trip together. They went to a restaurant and found that they had ordered too much food. Xiao Gang had to pack them up and take them home. Then Xiao Gang asked his girlfriend,"Why are our napkins so big?" "Because you ordered too much," Xiao Li replied. There was someone called Little Light. He had an older sister called Xiao Li. Little Light and Little Li went on a trip together. They went to a museum and found that they couldn't go in.

There are many types of funny and humorous music. You can refer to the following common types: 1. Crosstalk: The crosstalk segments in the Crosstalk Convention, especially the "Skits" series, as well as the works of some crosstalk actors such as Guo Degang and Yue Yunpeng. 2. Comedy movies: The King of Comedy, Kung Fu Panda, Avatar, and other excellent comedy movies have rich humor and funny elements. 3. variety shows such as " Extreme Challenge,"" Let's Run Brothers,"" Oddity Talk," and other variety shows also had more humorous and funny elements. 4. Popular songs: Some popular songs, especially those with humorous lyrics and satirical songs such as "Desert Camel" and "Empty". 5. Light music: Some light music such as " A Little Lucky " and " City in the Sky " can relax people and make them feel a relaxed and happy atmosphere. I hope these types of music can bring some joy and a relaxed atmosphere.

There is a little pig whose eyes are on its back. Do you think it is blind? After a monthly exam, Xiao Ming was called to the office by the teacher. The teacher asked him: "Xiao Ming, how did you do so badly in this monthly exam?" Xiao Ming thought hard for a while and finally said,"Teacher, I did well this time because I'm a pig." 3 Xiaohua and Xiaoming went to travel at the train station. Xiaohua bought a ticket and went to the counter to ask: "Can the staff check the ticket at this station?" Staff member: " Of course. Where are you going?" "I want to go to the station." There was a person whose life had been very dull until he met a rabbit. Then, his world began to become colorful. A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you go and bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" A fish was caught on the net and asked,"net worm, why are you always on the net?" The net worm replied,"We can fish on the net and watch other fish swim around." The fish asked,"Then why don't you go to the pond?" "We don't like to fish in the pond," replied the net worm."And the fish in the pond are not as beautiful as the fish on the net." One day, a snail robbed his car, so he went to the police station to report it. The policeman asked the snail,"what color is your car?" The snail replied,"I don't know, but it's a very small car with a big'S 'sign on its shell." There was a person who liked to lie, but he couldn't continue. Therefore, he thought of a way to say that he was a bird.

Okay, here are some relaxing and enjoyable e-books that can make you feel relaxed and happy: Dream of the Red Chamber-A classical Chinese novel that tells the story of a noble family. Pride and Predict-Jane Austen's English novel tells the love story between two protagonists and their various encounters in life. 3 The Little Prince-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's fairy tale tells the story of a little prince who set off from his own planet to travel to various planets and finally came to Earth. 4 Harry Potter-Daniel Harry Potter's fantasy adventure novel tells the story of an orphan, Harry Potter, who grows up in a magical world and fights against evil forces. 5 The Kite Runner-Kaled Husseini's Korean novel tells the story of a young man in afghana, his life under the taliban and his life in the United States after escaping afghana. I hope these e-books will make you feel relaxed and happy.

The recommendations for good female novels are as follows: 1 "Why the Silent Flute" "Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom" 3 "Thousand Bones of Flowers" 4. Chu Qiao's Biography Chapter 5: Poisonous Bastard Daughters 6 "Beautiful Unending" 7 Palace Heart Locking Jade 8." The Bastard's Daughter Is Poisonous " 9 Demonic Patriarch 10 " Everlasting Lovesickness " I hope these recommendations will meet your needs. I wish you a happy reading!

Here are some recommendations for novels that can make girls happy: 1. [Bone King Doesn't Need a Sister]: The brother and sister have transmigrated to the world of the Undead King and become two skeletons that no longer have flesh and blood. There were many two-dimensional memes and funny plots in the novel. 2. " Train My Beholder Spirit-branded Retainer ": Although it was a fantasy romance novel, the Beholder Spirit-branded Retainer in the story was very funny. He was mischievous with the female protagonist, often bullying her to cook and wash clothes, and even asking her to catch ghosts. 3. " Super Doomsday Chicken Farm ": The story of mutant chickens and combat chickens in the apocalypse might also make girls happy. Please note that the novels recommended above may only be a part of it. There are other novels that make girls happy that are not mentioned in the search results.

When you feel troubled, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world has gone through difficult times, and someone has gone through more difficult times than you. You have a dream and strength you can rely on. As long as you persevere, you will discover a precious future. When you feel lost, remember that you don't have to know all the answers. The key to solving a problem was to find a few problems and think deeply to find the best solution. Believe in your inner thoughts and try to find inspiration. When you feel worried, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world has experienced times of worry, and some people have experienced times of more worry. Don't easily immerse yourself in sad content. Instead, try to relax and find opportunities for inspiration. When you feel down, remember that you are not the only one who is down. There are many other people in the world who are experiencing the same problems as you, and they are never disappointed. He tried to find inspiration and consensus from others, and he tried to help others. When you feel lost, remember that you are not alone. Everyone in the world had experienced times of confusion, and some people had experienced times of confusion. Don't easily immerse yourself in sad content. Instead, try to relax and find opportunities for inspiration. When you are worried, remember that you are not the only one who is worried. There are many other people in the world who are experiencing the same problems as you, and they are never disappointed. He tried to find inspiration and consensus from others, and he tried to help others.

Happy's novel recommendations are as follows: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel. It tells the story of a teenager's growth. He experienced various challenges and battles in the process of pursuing strength. This book was full of thrills, excitement, and passion. There were also many interesting characters and plots. 2 "The Peak of Martial Arts"-Momo: This is a novel with the theme of martial arts. The protagonist Xiao Yan continuously breaks through himself in the process of practicing martial arts and becomes a powerful martial artist. This book is full of challenges and opportunities, but it also has a touching plot. It's worth reading. 3 " Full Time Expert "-Butterfly Blue: This is a game themed novel about a game expert who unexpectedly retired and returned to the game world to fight fiercely with other experts. This book was filled with joy and humor, as well as a love for games and wonderful plots. "Douluo Continent"-Tang Family's Third Young Master: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its theme. The story tells the story of a soul master's world where the protagonist, Tang Wulin, constantly breaks through himself to become a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. This book is full of adventures and challenges, as well as many interesting characters and plots. 5. Lord Snow Eagle-Outsider: This is a novel with adventure and battle as its theme. The story tells the story of a young pirate Snow Eagle who has experienced various challenges and battles in the process of seeking strength. This book was full of excitement and thrills, as well as many interesting characters and plots.

A humorous story for you. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He would show it off to everyone. One day, he went to a party and told a friend, 'This hearing aid is amazing. I can hear things I've never heard before.' His friend said, 'What kind of things?' The man replied, 'Well, before I got this, I didn't know that my wife was constantly nagging me.'

Here is a humorous story. There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, he painted his face green and hid in the bushes. When his mother came looking for him, she was so scared that she screamed. The boy then jumped out and said 'Boo!'. His mother was both angry and amused at the same time.