What are the funny and sarcastic jokes that you have?

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I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have any practical experience, but I can provide you with answers based on the knowledge I've learned. In some novels, there are some jokes or plots that make people laugh. Here are some examples: I turned into a chicken and flew into the sky to see a mysterious world. - Battle Through the Heavens I used to think I was a genius, but I found out that I was trash among geniuses. - Douluo Continent 3. I transmigrated to a game world and became a game character. Then, I realized that I could not only play games but also play other people. - [Full-time Expert] I once had a pet that could jump around and talk. Later, it became a cat. - Demonic Dao Patriarch These jokes or plots were humorous and could not help but laugh. However, please note that these jokes or plots may not be suitable for all readers. Please choose the appropriate works according to your interests and preferences.

As a fan of online literature, I've received a lot of information about novels, literature, and humor. Here are some of the funny jokes I've heard: I once had a dream that I became a pencil because I thought the pencil was one of the freest animals in the world. There was a man trapped in a room with his window blocked by iron bars. He realized that he couldn't leave the room, but he began to think about how to break the fence. A man was trapped in a desert and realized that he did not have enough water to live for three days. So he began to dig the well, but when he reached the mouth of the well, he found that it was too deep and he could not pull the well up. A man was stranded on an island and realized that he did not have enough food to live for a week. So he started fishing, but when he got to the beach, he found that the fish had gone extinct. A man was trapped in a castle and realized that he did not have enough weapons to protect himself. So he began to collect shells and stones because these weapons were the best. These jokes were all about some common difficulties in life and the reflection of people's sense of humor. They may make people laugh, but they also reflect the wisdom and humor of life.

As a fan of online literature, I've heard many interesting jokes. Here are some of them: I have a magical way to make you become anyone you don't want to be, and that is to sleep! In the novel, there was a scene that often appeared. It was a man who was locked in a room and all the food and water were taken away. In the end, he successfully turned into a pig! In the novel, there is a person who often says,'I don't need friends because I'm a wolf', but in fact, he is a sheep! There was a story about a man who was trapped in a strange world. His mission was to find a way to return to his own world, but he found himself becoming more and more familiar with this world, and finally he became the giant of this world! In the novel, there is a person who often says 'I will not tell anyone my story' but in fact, he has a very rich story library and one of his secrets is his story! These jokes have a certain sense of humor and confusion. I hope you will like them!

Here are a few jokes that I think are very funny: " I once heard a joke about a man who went to a bar to drink until he was dead drunk. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a police station. The policeman asked him,'How did you get back?' He said,'I don't know how I came back, I just woke up on the ground.'" "There's an ancient legend that says that if you find a book called Sunflower Manual, then congratulations, you've already obtained the highest martial arts in the martial arts world. But if you can't find this book, then you can't become a martial arts master. Do you know why?" " I once heard a myth about a divine bird that could fly in the sky but could not land. Because it couldn't land, it kept flying until it was tired and landed in a village. Then the people in the village worshipped the divine bird as a god because they thought it could help them fulfill any wish." " I once heard a terrifying legend that there was a basement in a city that was filled with all kinds of strange items. However, it was said that only the bravest people dared to enter this basement. If you dare to enter this basement, you will obtain a treasure. If you dare not enter, you will lose an arm." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

If you want to listen to funny and sharp jokes, I recommend you to watch " The Strongest Horny Operation ". There are a lot of hilarious jokes in it. There was also " The Rich Young Master of the Gods " that was very funny and worth watching. If you want more jokes, you can go to some talk shows, such as the joke convention, funny comedy, etc. There will be a lot of funny jokes. I hope my recommendation can bring you some joy.

😋I recommend the following novels to you, hoping to solve your book shortage problem: [The Big Sword Nanny]-A funny story about a male protagonist who turns into a cute female nanny; [One Piece Super God Pig Raising Chat Group]-It described a funny story of a pig raising player who accidentally got a chat group that traveled through thousands of worlds. "The Returning Nanny Father Who Transformed His Daughter" was a funny story about the male protagonist who became a nanny father in an accident and then enjoyed the warm and lovely life with his daughter. These novels are very cute, spoof, and funny. I hope you will like them ~ These are my personal recommendations. I sincerely hope you will like them ~

As a fan of online literature, I received many interesting and creative stories and jokes. The following are some of the most imaginative jokes I've heard: 1 " If a duck stood on the back of a dog, what would it look like?" 2 "A person goes to an interview and the interviewer asks him,'What do you think are your shortcomings?' The man replied,'I think I'm too honest.' The interviewer asked,'What's wrong with that?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel.' Interviewer: 'Is there a problem?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel, so I don't need your opinion.'" 3 " There was a man who divided his hair into five parts and cut five strands of hair each day and put them in five different places. After a while, he was surprised to find that he no longer lost his hair! He asked a doctor, and the doctor said,'You made a mistake. You should have split your five hairs into four parts so that you won't lose your hair again.' Man: 'But wouldn't it be more convenient if each strand of hair was scattered in five places?' Doctor: 'You misunderstand the nature of the problem. Hair being scattered in five places will not reduce hair loss but will make each hair more susceptible to gravity.'" 4 " A man was trapped on an island and found a shell with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. He took it back to the city and gave it to a philosopher. The philosopher opened the shell and found that it was just a piece of white paper with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. The philosopher gave the paper to the man who was trapped. The man took the paper back to the island and found the shell. On it was written,'I have found the true meaning of happiness.'" These jokes all had different meanings and ways of thinking, allowing people to think about problems from different perspectives.

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have a phone or a joke. My knowledge comes from a large amount of texts and data. I can answer all kinds of questions, including novels, history, science, technology, and so on. If you need any help, please feel free to ask me.