Tell me a short funny ghost story.

A ghost was haunting a library. It wanted to spook a student but accidentally knocked over a whole stack of books on itself. The student just laughed and helped the 'invisible' being pick up the books.

A group of friends decided to visit an old abandoned mansion. As they walked through the halls, they heard a moaning sound. One of the friends got so scared that he ran into a room and locked the door. But when they finally found him, he was sitting on a chair with a whoopee cushion that had accidentally gone off, making the 'ghostly' moaning sound. It was a very funny situation in a spooky place.

A man was sleeping when he thought he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. He jumped up and turned on the light, only to find his cat had knocked over a pile of clothes, creating the spooky shape.

At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.

There was a ghost who was very vain. On Halloween, he wanted to show off his scariest look. He made his eyes glow super bright and his body extra transparent. But when he floated into a party, everyone thought he was a disco ball. People started dancing around him, and he was so embarrassed that he quickly disappeared.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who was really bad at scaring people. He would float into a room, make a spooky noise, but then accidentally trip over his own spectral sheet. Everyone would just burst out laughing instead of being scared.

There was an old, abandoned house at the end of the street. One night, a young girl walked by it. She heard a faint crying from inside. Curious, she peeked through the window. A pale face stared back at her, and then vanished. She ran home as fast as she could, and that night, she could still hear the sobbing in her dreams.

Once upon a time, in an old, abandoned house, there was a strange noise at midnight. A young girl, curious, went to explore. As she entered a dark room, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. She turned around, but saw nothing. Suddenly, a white figure floated past her. Terrified, she ran out of the house and never returned.

Once upon a time, there was an old, abandoned house at the end of a dark lane. People said it was haunted. One night, a young girl named Lily was dared by her friends to enter the house. As she stepped inside, a cold breeze blew through her. She heard strange whispers and saw a faint figure in the corner. Scared, she tried to run but the door slammed shut. She closed her eyes and when she opened them again, the figure was gone. She quickly found a window and escaped. Since then, she never took a dare like that again.

Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'