Share some funny jokes and short stories.

Joke: Why was the gardener so busy? Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Sure. Here's a short joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And here's a funny story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is, a man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. 'It's not unusual,' replies the doctor.

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

Joke time! What's Frankenstein's monster's favorite type of music? Heavy metal, of course! It's in his very nature to like something so loud and energetic.

Joke: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. Story: A bear went to a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'

Joke: A retiree was asked why he always carried a spoon in his pocket. He said, 'Well, you never know when you might come across some free ice cream!'

There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'