What can be a really funny zipper story?

There was a girl who had a brand - new dress with a long zipper at the back. She was getting ready for a party. When she was about to zip it up, the zipper just wouldn't budge. She called her sister for help. Her sister tugged at it a bit too hard and the zipper came off completely. Instead of getting upset, they found it hilarious and the girl ended up wearing a different dress to the party and told everyone the funny zipper story.

Well, there was this one time when a chicken decided to take a bath in a puddle. But it was a muddy puddle. So by the time it was done, it looked like a walking mud ball with feathers sticking out here and there. And it strutted around the farm like it was the most stylish thing ever.

A funny fish story could be about a fish that thought it could fly. It saw a seagull flying above the water and was so envious. So, it wiggled its fins really fast and jumped out of the water as high as it could. Of course, it couldn't fly and ended up flopping back into the water with a big splash. All the other fish were watching and couldn't stop laughing.

Well, here's a Friday story. There was a school play on a Friday. One of the actors was supposed to be a tree. But during the performance, his cardboard 'branches' started falling off one by one. He tried to keep acting like nothing was wrong while the other actors were trying hard not to laugh. It was a really comical situation and made for a very funny Friday story.

A horse I knew was terrified of a little mouse. One day, a tiny mouse scurried across the barn floor. The big, strong horse saw it and jumped up on its hind legs, neighing loudly in panic. It then ran around the barn knocking over buckets and hay bales until the mouse disappeared. It was hilarious to see such a large animal so scared of something so small.

A funny Tanqueray story could be when a woman mistook Tanqueray for water. She was really thirsty and took a big gulp from the Tanqueray bottle. She immediately started coughing and sputtering, and then she said, 'I thought this was water, but Tanqueray has its own way of waking me up!'

There were some birds on a tree. One of them pecked at a shroom that had fallen on a branch. Right after that, it started to sing the most off - key song ever. It was so bad that the other birds covered their ears with their wings. But the bird didn't stop. It kept on singing, completely oblivious to how bad it sounded, and this made for a very funny scene.

I know a story where a family was going on a road trip. They had a very old car. Halfway through the trip, the horn started making a really strange noise. Instead of the normal 'beep', it made a long, drawn - out 'honk' that sounded like a dying goose. Every time they passed by other cars, the drivers would give them really strange looks. The kids in the backseat thought it was hilarious and started imitating the horn sound. It made the whole situation even funnier, and they still laugh about it today.

Well, here's one. A lizard was sunbathing on a rock. A bird flew by and dropped a twig right next to the lizard. The lizard, thinking it was some kind of new enemy, jumped about a foot in the air and then ran and hid behind another rock. It peeked out a few seconds later, saw the twig was still there, and then very slowly came out and nudged the twig with its nose, as if to say 'What are you?' It was so hilarious to watch.

When the elephant tries to do something completely out of its nature, like trying to fly by flapping its ears really fast. It's just so absurd and funny to imagine.