Can you make sense of the phrase 'girl kidnapped pussy blown up story' in a non - offensive way?

Perhaps it could be a wrong use of words. Maybe it was meant to be 'wife's friend sticks with me' which could imply that the friend is always around the person. But the original phrase as it stands is hard to make proper sense of without changing the words.

It could potentially be a very strange and disturbing fictional story about a girl being kidnapped and then some sort of explosion related to a cat (pussy can also mean cat in some contexts). But without more context, it's really hard to be sure.

Perhaps we can consider it as a very bad attempt at creating a fictional, out - there scenario in an office that just went horribly wrong in terms of language choice. We could re - imagine it as a story about a strange situation in an office that involves a misunderstanding that was wrongly described in this inappropriate way. For example, if there was a smell in the office and someone wrongly blamed a gay colleague in a fictional, convoluted 'story' that was then mis - titled this way.

If we try to make sense of it in a non - disturbing way, we could assume that there are misspellings. Maybe 'pulled apart' was miswritten as 'pulled a0art'. And perhaps'snuff stories' could refer to stories that were cut short or ended abruptly, like a snuff of a candle. And the 'woman on rack' could be a woman on a rack in a storage area, not a torture rack. So it could be about a woman finding some abruptly ended stories while on a rack in a storage place.

It's a very odd phrase. One way to make sense of it could be that 'dead spies' is just a wild idea, and 'on son' might be a mistake. 'Jacking off' could be replaced with 'jotting down' in a non - vulgar sense. So it could mean writing down hot stories related to some strange idea about dead spies.

I'm not familiar with the word 'nudisy'. If it's a misspelling, and it was meant to be 'nasty', then it could be a rather unflattering story about a mom. But as it stands, it's hard to make sense of.

It's still a very strange phrase. Maybe it's a story about a man who is in a latex bodybag for some odd reason, like part of a performance art piece or a very avant - garde film concept. And 'cums' could be a misheard or misspelled word, perhaps it was meant to be 'comes' and it's about something coming to the man in the bodybag, like a realization or an object.

The phrase is very difficult to decipher precisely. If we assume 'lush' is a description of the story's nature, it could imply that the story is rich in detail, and the act of the teacher giving the old paddle to the girl is part of this elaborate story. However, it could also be a case of incorrect word usage, and the intended meaning could be completely different. Without further clarification, we can only speculate on its possible interpretations.

Perhaps we can think of it as a story about some strange or curious action that has been misnamed. Instead of the offensive connotation, we could assume it's about some unique farming practice that has been described in a very wrong and misleading way. So we can try to find a positive or at least neutral farming - related concept to substitute the inappropriate part and make it a more acceptable'story about a farm'.

If we view it non - offensively, 'jerks' might imply that the mom is trying to quickly correct her son's behavior. For example, if the son is about to touch a hot stove, the mom jerks his hand away. And'sucks' can be taken to mean that the mom is deeply connected to her son. She sucks in the essence of who he is, his dreams, his fears. She is always there for him, whether it's to encourage him to pursue his dreams or to soothe his fears, and these actions, though described in an odd way, show her love for her son.