Can you share some very short humorous stories?

There is this hilarious story. A lady was driving and her GPS said, 'Turn left in 500 feet.' But there was a wall there. So she shouted at the GPS, 'I'm not a bird, I can't fly through the wall!' Also, a group of friends decided to have a barbecue in the park. One of them brought a big umbrella to protect from the sun. But when the wind blew, the umbrella turned inside out and chased them all around the park like a big, crazy monster.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A group of ghosts were having a competition to see who could be the scariest. One ghost decided to appear as a headless horseman. But when he rode out, his horse tripped over a stone and he flew off, yelling 'Ouch! This is not how it was supposed to be!' All the other ghosts couldn't help but laugh.

Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.

Here's a humorous Christmas short story. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The cat got into the box of ornaments and started batting them around like toys. When they finally caught the cat, they found it had an ornament stuck on its head, looking like a very festive feline. There's also the story of a Christmas choir where one singer's voice was so off - key that it made everyone laugh instead of sing along.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A little boy was praying very loudly. His mother asked him why he was praying so loudly. He said, 'I'm just talking to God. I don't want Him to miss what I'm saying.'

Sure. Here's one. A frog was trying to climb out of a well. It kept slipping back but it said to itself, 'I might slip a hundred times, but I'll get out on the 101st try!' And finally it did. This shows that persistence pays off even if you face setbacks humorously.