Can you share some short humorous ghost stories?

Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.

Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.

Here's one. A young ghost was trying to make spooky noises to frighten people in an old house. But he had a cold and every time he tried to moan eerily, it came out as a sneeze. People in the house thought there was a really strange mouse or something. They'd say 'Oh, that odd little sound again' not realizing it was a clumsy ghost.

There was a ghost named Bob. Bob was a very polite ghost. He haunted a library. One day, a young student came in looking for a book on ghosts. Bob decided to help him. He made the book float towards the student. The student was a bit startled at first but then realized Bob was friendly. Bob then followed the student around, giving him little tidbits of ghostly knowledge as the student read the book. It was a rather strange but also very humorous encounter between a human and a helpful ghost.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.

Here's a humorous Christmas short story. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The cat got into the box of ornaments and started batting them around like toys. When they finally caught the cat, they found it had an ornament stuck on its head, looking like a very festive feline. There's also the story of a Christmas choir where one singer's voice was so off - key that it made everyone laugh instead of sing along.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.