Do you know any really hilarious funny broken toe stories?

There was this time at a party. A guy was showing off his new shoes and tried to do a little jump. He landed wrong and his toe made a cracking sound. He sat there on the floor, holding his foot, but then he started making jokes about how his toe was on a'special vacation' from walking properly.

I've heard about a couple who broke up during a trip. They were on a hike and the guy kept taking selfies without her. She asked him to take some pictures of her but he refused, saying he was too busy getting his perfect shot. She got so angry that she threw his phone into a nearby stream and then told him it was over. It was quite a scene.

Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.

Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.

Sure. In a football game, one player was so focused on stealing the ball from an opponent that he didn't notice a small hole on the field. He stepped right into it and his ankle twisted and broke. His face of shock and then realizing what had happened was quite funny.

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

I remember when I was a kid. I was so scared of the big toilet at school that I held it in for a long time. One day, I couldn't hold it anymore and ran to the toilet. I made such a big fuss that the teacher outside thought something was seriously wrong. When I came out all embarrassed, my classmates were all giggling.

There was this one time in gym class. A girl was running on the track and her shoelace came undone. She didn't notice and tripped over it, sprawling right in front of the whole class. It was an embarrassing moment for her, but we all made sure she was okay and then had a good laugh about it later.