What are some of the most memorable funny public library stories?

A mother was breastfeeding on a bus. The baby suddenly let out a big burp right after feeding, which made everyone on the bus chuckle. It was unexpected but really light - hearted.

There was a story of a woman on the train who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that someone had left there as a joke. When she sat down, the loud noise made her jump up and look around in confusion. It was hilarious. See, public transport can be a place full of surprises. People from all walks of life come together, and sometimes these unexpected and funny things happen. One time, a group of teenagers on the bus were doing a very bad lip - sync performance to a song on the radio. They were so into it and didn't care at all about the strange looks they were getting. It was really entertaining.

There was this old librarian who had a parrot. One day, the parrot got loose in the library. It flew around squawking book titles. People were amused as it would land on someone's shoulder and say 'Pride and Prejudice' or 'Moby - Dick' in a very comical way. The librarian had a hard time catching it while the patrons were having a great time watching the chaos.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In a public library horror story, a group of students were doing research late at night. As they delved deeper into the stacks, they noticed a section that seemed to be colder than the rest of the library. When they tried to read the spines of the books there, they found that the titles were all in some unknown, ancient language. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through the aisle, even though all the windows were closed, and they heard a mournful wailing sound. They quickly left that area, scared out of their wits.

A seagull landed on a dog's head at the beach once. The dog was so confused and tried to shake it off, but the seagull just stayed there for a few seconds as if it was enjoying the ride. It was hilarious.

At a cremation, the family had put a note in the pocket of the deceased's jacket saying 'Wish you a speedy journey to the stars'. But during the cremation process, the note flew out and landed near the feet of one of the workers. The worker read it out loud, and everyone had a laugh at the rather comical situation. It was a light - hearted moment in a somber event.

A tuba player in a community band decided to add some extra 'effects' to his playing. He blew into the tuba in a really strange way during a performance, making a sound like a dying elephant. The conductor had a hard time keeping a straight face.

A memorable one was when a driver's helmet fell off during a race. He was so focused on driving that he didn't notice at first. It was funny to see him continue without his helmet until his team radioed him. Another one was a driver who tried to wave at his family in the stands and almost crashed into the wall. It was a close call but also really funny.

There was this time when my Uber driver thought I was a famous actor. He kept asking me about my 'latest movie' and I just went along with it. It was really funny seeing how excited he was. By the end of the ride, I told him the truth and we had a good laugh.