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Share some of the best stoned stories.

Share some of the best stoned stories.

2024-11-05 19:07
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One of the best stoned stories I've heard was about a guy who got stoned and then decided to bake cookies. But he was so out of it that he put salt instead of sugar in the dough. When he took a bite, he was so confused as to why the cookies tasted so bad. It was hilarious.

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

[WARNING! THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT] Elysia Davies, is a true beauty with many talents. She is not only the top actress in Los Angeles, California but also the lead vocalist of the ever popular girl group 'Spicy Sugars'… Ivan Moore, the handsome CEO of 'Mystic World & Entertainment', is not only the richest business tycoon of the world but also the charismatic member of the famous boy group 'Golden Amigos'… She is a troublemaker, while he is the peacemaker… She is the 'Feisty Queen’ of the industry whereas he is the 'Chill Dude'… She loves to torture people who hold a grudge against her while he is the king of forgiveness only towards those folks who doesn’t target his families… She is the rich spoiled brat while he is the wealthy respectful heir… Simply, she is the Tormentor but he is the Savior… So many differences between both of them yet they had one thing very much common in their lives…'HATE'..!!! They hate each other with every living cell in their bodies… Just a look at each other is enough to flip their mood off. If they were kept in the same place, it could turn even the most peaceful heaven into a scorching hell. In short, they should never be left alone with each other. That could cause chaos and disasters. But the question is, what will happen when these two opposite poles attract? What if the yin and yang, are abruptly tied together by a so called 'Arrange Marriage'? Will the hatred between them overcome all the boundaries and blossom into LOVE? Or, will they still continue as the two sides of coin rather than blooming into the most 'Mismatched Couple'? And, what does their lives have in store for them? A smooth love track or a roller coaster ride with many twists and turns? --- “I don’t like to walk on flowers if there are no thorns on them. And I’m no saint nor a forgiver… I’m a witch who can make the hell descend on to the earth, on those who tries to step on me. And there is no ‘mercy' in my scary dictionary. ” Elysia scowled as she glared at him. “Oh, so you’re now a spooky poet too, huh? Then let me also add my own share to your so-called poetry.. I can be the thorn in your flower bed if you wish me to be. Try intriguing my rage, I’ll never set you free. If I unleash my demonic side, you’ll perish in the hell you’ve created. Cause the word ‘mercy’ has never existed.. ” Ivan scoffed at the raging lady, standing in front of him. "Not only you but I can act like the devil too." he smirked with his eyes mocking at her. Elysia huffed in rage as she spouted with her venom filled eyes, “You know what!! I just hate you, Mr. Ivan Moore.” “Trust me…The feeling is mutual, Ms. Elysia Davies!” Ivan spat, chuckling darkly at her… --- “Never have I thought in my life that I’ll fall in love with my biggest foe. Now, she is the sole controller of my heart.” Ivan said inching closer to her. “Who could have imagined that I’ll be head over heels with my nemesis whom I have loathed the most in the past..” Elysia mumbled touching her nose to his. “I love you Sia..” Ivan whispered, pressing his forehead to hers. “I love you too, Ivan..” Elysia muttered as their lips crashed in as they kissed each other passionately, under the vast sea of stars.. --- Hi, this is author here… Thank you for looking into the synopsis. If you liked it then please join the rollercoaster ride of this amazing 'Haters turns lovers' couple by adding this book into your library.. I promise that it will be a full package of drama, love, revenge and many more interesting twists and turns which will lead you to unfold numerous of secrets… No rape and physical abuse… But have lots of face-slaps… I hope, you guys will give it a try… ---- This is my second book… My first book is 'My Heart Beats Only For You'.. If you want, then please check it out too… [P.S.- The cover is not mine.] ---- Discord https://discord.gg/AscctQj Insta @sree_exol
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Can you share some stoned funny stories?

Sure. There was a guy who got stoned and thought his cat was a famous singer. He started making a stage for the cat and tried to get it to sing along to the radio. It was hilarious as the cat just sat there looking confused while he was dancing around it.

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2024-11-03 19:27

Can you share some funny stoned stories?

There was a person who was stoned and went outside to enjoy the stars. But he got distracted by a bug on the ground. He followed that bug around for like an hour, making up a whole story in his head about the bug's secret mission.

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2024-11-07 19:32

Wife stoned seduced stories: What are some fictional wife stoned seduced stories in literature?

In certain Gothic novels, there might be a scenario where a wife is seduced under the influence of some sort of dark magic or mind - controlling element. The stoned aspect could be metaphorical, representing a state of being entranced or not fully in control of her senses. For instance, the wife might be lured into a relationship with an antagonist who has ulterior motives, and this leads to a series of events that drive the plot forward, often involving themes of love, lust, and the consequences of giving in to temptation.

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2024-12-16 03:47

Tell me some stoned friend stories.

There was this time when my stoned friend was convinced that he had lost his phone. He searched everywhere in the house. After hours of looking, he found it in his pocket. He was so out of it that he didn't even realize it was there all along.

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2024-12-14 04:45

What are some interesting stoned cock drunk stories?

I don't really have specific stoned cock drunk stories as it's not a very common or appropriate topic in a general sense. But if we think about it in a more metaphorical way, like a 'cocky' person being drunk and acting silly, there could be stories of someone overconfident at a bar getting into comical arguments because they had too much to drink.

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2024-11-21 19:39

What makes a stoned story one of the best?

A great stoned story often involves some sort of misadventure or confusion. Like the time someone stoned tried to put on their shoes on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for ages without realizing. It's the unexpected and silly things that happen when the mind is in a different state that make it a great stoned story.

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2024-11-05 14:17

Wife stoned seduced stories: Are there any real - life inspired wife stoned seduced stories?

Yes, there may be some real - life inspired stories. For example, in some cases where a person's mental state was altered due to medication or a medical condition (the stoned - like state in a sense), they might have been more vulnerable to unwanted advances. But these are often very complex situations that involve issues like consent and power imbalances.

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2024-12-14 04:07

Are there any real stoned sex stories?

This kind of topic involves both inappropriate sexual content and drug - related elements which are against ethical and legal norms. So, there should not be any positive exploration about it.

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2024-11-14 06:19

What are the funniest stoned stories you know?

A stoned guy once tried to unlock his front door with his car key for half an hour. When he finally realized his mistake, he laughed so hard at himself.

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2024-11-07 22:48

What are some healthy alternatives to stories with inappropriate content like'stoned sex stories'?

There are many great love stories. For example, stories about two people who meet through common interests like a shared love for art or books and build a deep emotional connection over time.

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2024-11-14 07:16
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