Sure. There was a guy who got stoned and thought his cat was a famous singer. He started making a stage for the cat and tried to get it to sing along to the radio. It was hilarious as the cat just sat there looking confused while he was dancing around it.
Well, a group of stoned friends decided to have a race with their chairs. They thought their chairs had magical powers. So they lined up at one end of the room and on the count of three, started 'riding' their chairs as fast as they could. One of them ended up crashing into a table and knocking over a lamp, but they all just laughed hysterically.
There was a person who was stoned and went outside to enjoy the stars. But he got distracted by a bug on the ground. He followed that bug around for like an hour, making up a whole story in his head about the bug's secret mission.
One of the best stoned stories I've heard was about a guy who got stoned and then decided to bake cookies. But he was so out of it that he put salt instead of sugar in the dough. When he took a bite, he was so confused as to why the cookies tasted so bad. It was hilarious.
I heard about a stoned man who thought his reflection in the mirror was a clone. He started arguing with it, asking why it was copying him. He even tried to give it different hairstyles by messing with his own hair. It was so funny because he was so serious about it.
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'
A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.
Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.