What are some of the most hilarious friendzone stories you know?

One of the funniest bike stories I know is about a cyclist who attached a speaker to his bike. He was playing really loud music while riding through a park. But then he hit a bump and the speaker flew off and landed in a pond. Another story is that a man painted his bike to look like a zebra. People were so confused and amused when they saw him riding it.

A guy rented a room and on his first night, he heard strange noises coming from the closet. He was really scared at first. But when he finally opened it, he found a family of raccoons that had made a nest there. The raccoons were more scared of him than he was of them. He called the landlord, and they had to relocate the raccoon family safely.

There was a story about a burglar who broke into a house that was full of fitness equipment. He thought he could use some of it to break into a locked cabinet. But he ended up getting tangled in a resistance band and couldn't move. When the homeowners came home, they found him looking like a mummy wrapped in the band. He just sheepishly said he got distracted by all the shiny things.

A man was showing off his bowling skills to his date. He threw the ball with great force, but it somehow managed to jump out of the lane and onto the next one, knocking down all the pins there. His date couldn't stop laughing at his 'cross - lane strike'.

The band 'OK Go' got their name from a friend who said 'Oh, okay, go' as a sort of casual, off - hand comment. They thought it was catchy and simple, so they adopted it.

One funny story is about a squatter who took over an old cottage. He was so confident in his 'new home' that he started a little garden in the yard. But it turned out the owner's grandson was planning to use it for a surprise party. When they showed up, the squatter was watering his plants in his pajamas. It was chaos but also very funny.

I know a story of a man who needed to fix his leaky faucet. Instead of getting the tools and doing it, he sat on the couch and started daydreaming about becoming a famous plumber in a movie. He imagined all the scenarios and dialogues. Hours passed and the faucet was still leaking.

One funny gout story is about a man who had to wear special shoes for his gout. One day, he accidentally put on his normal shoes and went for a walk. By the time he realized, his gout was already acting up. He had to call his friend to come pick him up, all the while cursing his forgetfulness. It was really funny seeing him hobble around waiting for his friend.

A funny cougar story I know is when a cougar was filmed trying to cross a small stream. It misjudged the jump and ended up splashing right into the water. It came out all wet and shook itself off like a big dog. Another one is about a cougar that found a mirror left in the woods by some researchers. It stared at its reflection for a long time, making all kinds of funny faces as if it was trying to figure out who the other cougar was.

There was a plumber who got a call to fix a pipe in a very posh mansion. When he arrived, he realized the 'pipe problem' was actually a decorative fountain that the owner didn't know how to turn on. He had to explain to the embarrassed owner how the simple mechanism worked, and it was really a humorous situation for both of them.