What are some of the most hilarious security guard stories you've heard?

I heard about a security guard who mistook a mime for a real thief. The mime was just doing his act near a store, but the guard didn't realize it and tried to arrest him. The mime put up a 'silent' struggle which made the whole situation even funnier.

I heard about a coast guard operation where they were supposed to be looking for a lost diver. They searched high and low. Finally, they found the 'diver' - it was a mannequin that had fallen off a ship. The whole team couldn't stop laughing at the silly situation.

There was a Thanksgiving where the power went out right in the middle of cooking. So, the family had to use a barbecue grill outside to finish cooking the turkey. They ended up with a very smoky and charred turkey. But instead of being disappointed, they all sat around the table, ate the smoky turkey, and told jokes all night. It was a really fun and unexpected Thanksgiving.

I heard about a worship service where the microphone malfunctioned. Every time the pastor said something, it came out as a really high - pitched squeal. The pastor tried to keep going but finally just burst out laughing along with the congregation.

I heard about a group of guys who were doing a fitness challenge in the park. They decided to have a race while carrying big weights. One of them got so excited at the start that he tripped over his own feet and dropped the weights right on his toe. It was painful but also really funny. Also, there was a woman who joined a Pilates class. She misheard the instructor's directions and ended up doing the exact opposite of what she was supposed to. The whole class had a good laugh. And in a gym, a newbie tried to bench press way too much weight and the barbell just came crashing down on his chest. Fortunately, he was okay but it was a hilarious (in hindsight) situation.

There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.

I heard of a case where a person accidentally drove over a large nail but didn't notice until the tire was completely flat hours later. When he saw the nail, he was amazed it held on that long. Another time, a car's tire blew out and the driver thought it was a gunshot, he was so startled that he swerved off the road a bit.

There was this mom who thought she was signing up for a dance class but accidentally signed up for a Zumba class for seniors. She showed up all excited in her regular dance gear. When she realized her mistake, she decided to stay anyway. She had a blast and told everyone about how she was the youngest one there by far. Her stories about trying to keep up with the slower - paced moves of the seniors were really hilarious.

There was this pregnant woman who went to a baby shower. They were playing a game where you have to guess the size of the pregnant woman's belly with a piece of string. When it was her turn to measure, she accidentally dropped the string and it landed on the cake. Everyone started laughing and she was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment at the baby shower.

I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.