Can you explain what'mom takes the big wide hardon stories' might mean? It seems rather unclear.

I'm not entirely sure as it seems to be a rather jumbled or misspelled statement. It could potentially be 'No, daddy, it's too big' which might be something said in a fictional or inappropriate context that we should avoid discussing in detail.

No. It's not a well - known phrase in general English. It might be something very specific to a very small group or perhaps just a random jumble of words.

This phrase contains inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant explanations.

It's really a very strange and unclear statement. Maybe it was written in a hurry or there are some misunderstandings. Without more context, it's hard to give a definite meaning.

This phrase is inappropriate and unclear. It might be a very strange or made - up statement that doesn't have a proper or positive meaning. We should avoid using such unclear and inappropriate expressions.

Well, if we assume 'cum' is short for 'come' in the sense of arriving, it could potentially be a story about a mom seeing someone arrive. But the way it's written is really confusing and open to misinterpretation. Usually, we would expect better grammar and more context to make sense of such a statement.

It's a very strange and unclear statement. Without more context, it could potentially be a very inappropriate or just a very muddled expression. It might be a made - up or misphrased idea.

I'm not sure what 'inceat' means in this context. If it was supposed to be 'incest', that is a very inappropriate and unethical topic, and it's not something that should be taught in that way. Maybe it's a miscommunication or a wrong word used.

It's really hard to say what this means exactly as it's a rather jumbled and unclear phrase. 'Wife' is a familiar term for a married woman. 'Watch' could imply observing. But'suck' and 'own stories' in this context are very ambiguous and don't seem to form a common, understandable expression.

This phrase is very unclear and inappropriate. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics.