What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?

A dog I knew would howl every time the doorbell rang on TV. It was really strange and funny. It didn't matter if it was day or night, as soon as the TV doorbell sound came, it started howling as if there was a real visitor.

I heard about a guy who was running late for a job interview. He got on the wrong bus and ended up in a completely different part of town. When he finally realized his mistake, he had to call the company and explain. They were so amused by his story that they rescheduled the interview for him.

A friend told me that her dad tried to assemble a new bookshelf. He got so confused with the instructions that he ended up building a very wonky structure that looked more like modern art than a bookshelf. It was so slanted that no book could stay on it, but he was proud of his 'creation' which was really funny.

A student was about to answer a really difficult question in class that he had studied hard for. But just then, the fire alarm went off. By the time they got back to class, the teacher had moved on to the next topic.

There was a story about a first date at a coffee shop. The guy was trying to be all suave and order for the girl. But he got her order completely wrong and she was allergic to something in the drink he ordered. She had a mild allergic reaction right there and they had to rush to get some medicine. It was a mess and not at all how they expected the date to go.

A friend told me about a bad driver who was driving with his dog on his lap. The dog suddenly got excited and jumped on the steering wheel. The car swerved all over the road until the driver managed to get the dog under control again.

A friend of mine went on a date where the guy took her to a really loud concert when she had specifically said she preferred quiet places. He didn't seem to care about what she liked at all. She ended up leaving early because she couldn't stand the noise.

A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.

I heard about a group of friends at a lake. One of them pretended to drown as a joke. His friends all rushed to save him, but then he started laughing underwater. They were so mad at first but then couldn't stop laughing either.

Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'