What are some giving birth funny stories you've heard?

One funny story is when a woman was in labor and the doctor told her to push. She was so focused on pushing that she accidentally let out a really loud burp in the middle of it. Everyone in the room burst out laughing, which actually helped her relax a bit.

One unique story I heard was about a family where the baby was born at home by accident. The mother thought she had more time before labor progressed so quickly, but the baby arrived safely with the help of a midwife who happened to be nearby. It was a very unexpected but beautiful birth.

Well, there was this mom - to - be. As she was about to give birth, she was so focused on not making a mess that she kept asking the nurses if there was a special 'poop - prevention' protocol. Her concern about such a practical yet a bit embarrassing thing during the intense process of giving birth was quite hilarious.

I heard about a group of friends at a lake. One of them pretended to drown as a joke. His friends all rushed to save him, but then he started laughing underwater. They were so mad at first but then couldn't stop laughing either.

Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'

A group of campers once set up their tents right under a tree. During the night, a squirrel dropped a nut on one of the tents. It made such a loud noise that everyone thought there was a bear outside. They were all screaming and huddled together until they realized it was just a squirrel. It was really funny.

I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.

There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.

I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.