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Kynlee’s twin brother is in a tragic construction accident and left with a serious head and neck injury. Kynlee and Kedron lost their parents not long after they turned 18. With only each other, Kynlee must figure out how to pay not only the monthly bills with 1/2 the income, but hospital bills, and Kedron’s costly aftercare. How can she work when she is her brother’s only living relative? She has to be there for her brother! When Kynlee earns grant money to get by from an anonymous donor, little does she realize her wealthy philanthropist is someone she knows and has learned to trust. Will she learn to hate her rich donor for his betrayal, or be forever grateful for everything he can give her? Will the donor prove to be the kind, giving man the world knows, or will Kynlee discover his dark side? Please read, “Kynlee’s Desperation,” to find out!

After meeting her demise in an unfortunate accident, Min was excited to learn that she would have a chance to leave her dull life behind and reincarnate as an adventurer in a fantasy world. However, the goddess sent her to her new world exactly as she died, buck naked. Now, the empty-handed adventurer must scramble to find some clothes before she can properly start her quest. Will Min be able to build a new legend from scratch, or will the naked adventurer grow a different, more questionable reputation before she´s able to find some pants?

Here's Daniella Rosecraft, the only daughter of the Rosecraft Family that owns a famous company that specializes in weddings. A self-proclaimed perfectionist, she aims to show to her mother that she can take over the business flawlessly. And yes, everything was going fine. Everything was according to her plan, until... 'trouble' came in the form of the President of the Fancy Pants Club, Erik Romano 'the asshole devil' Fancii. Her beliefs and character were quickly questioned by him thus making the ultimate clash of the history. With these two polar opposites, the question now is, how will they survive without cutting each other's throats? And with guns, drugs and the illusions staged by the Club, there remained a question still... Are their throats the only part that gets the damage or their hearts get a share of it too? Genre: Mafia, Action, Reverse Harem, Romance All Rights Reserved 2020 JMFelic Books

"There is a dragon in my pants." Usually you'd think this was a pervert trying to have his way with women. Unfortunately you're right. Somehow, where his member was supposed to be, is a dragon. A mini Shen Long. And yes it grants wishes. ______________________________ [Warning] 1. Contains scenes of urolagnia, incest, and many other forms degeneracy. 2. Is plot necessary? No...its 99% pure depravity.

Dynamic Estate was built for the untouchable. Hidden deep within a forest, far from the noise of the city and the reach of ordinary law, Dynamic Estate is not just a place to live,  it is a fortress of wealth, influence, and secrets. Only the powerful are allowed through its gates: politicians, business tycoons, celebrities, and people whose names can silence investigations with a single phone call. Here, luxury is not a privilege. It is a language. And every resident speaks it fluently. For Jade and Damien, moving into Dynamic Estate feels like the beginning of a dream they never thought they would live. Newly married and freshly elevated by Damien’s sudden rise as a professional football star, the couple steps into a world of grand mansions, manicured gardens, and neighbors whose lives are wrapped in quiet authority. Jade, a gifted stylist and artist, believes this new chapter will finally bring stability. Damien believes it will secure their future. They are wrong. On their very first night, an elegant elderly widow welcomes them with warmth, charm, and pastries,  a gesture that feels almost too kind for a place so coldly exclusive. She introduces them to the rules of the estate, the faces that matter, and the unspoken truth, nothing happens here without someone watching. The following evening, a lavish welcome party fills the estate’s gardens with laughter, music, and expensive lies. Champagne flows. Masks slip. Power is displayed casually, as if it were harmless. By morning, the woman who welcomed Jade and Damien into this world is dead. Her murder shatters the illusion of safety Dynamic Estate was built upon. As the police investigation begins, Jade and Damien quickly learn that in a place ruled by influence, truth is flexible, and newcomers are expendable. Surveillance footage places Damien near the crime scene. Whispers spread. Friends disappear. Promises of protection are quietly withdrawn. Within days, Damien is arrested, his career thrown into jeopardy, his silence becoming the strongest evidence against him. But Damien is not silent because he is guilty. He is silent because the truth would destroy his marriage. As Jade fights to clear her husband’s name, she is pulled deeper into the estate’s rotten core, where powerful families bury scandals, alibis vanish overnight, and witnesses die before they can speak. Every time the truth seems close, it slips away. Every suspect who might expose the killer ends up dead. Peekaboo. Jade and Amanda who calamity of dynamic estate have brought together decides to investigate,  with their sharp, relentless, and dangerously outmatched personality, begin to suspect that the murders are not random. Someone is orchestrating the chaos. Someone who understands how adults think. Someone who knows exactly who will be believed… and who will not. As Jade’s fear turns into obsession, she starts to notice the smallest inconsistencies, details everyone else ignores. A presence that is always nearby. A pair of eyes that observe without emotion. A silence that feels deliberate. By the time the truth begins to surface, it is already too late. Because the most terrifying monsters do not hide in the shadows. They hide in plain sight. And inside Dynamic Estate, the killer has been watching all along

Welcome to Elegant Desperation; Beginning in the 21st century 16-year-old Joyce was gifted an ancient book, from her late father. "The Rites of Guardians" has been in their family for generations. Joyce was worthy of something greater than she knew; the protection of modern-day society from the magic wielding members of Imperial China. A duty her father had intended on passing down to her. The book itself teems with the lives of the past Xian family Guardians; ready to aid the newest member. This book has challenged Joyce to endure palace intrigue and strategically survive the inner court. By succeeding only then will Joyce be able to prove herself as the right choice to be the new Xian family guardian. Set in the era of the Tang Dynasty, she becomes the infamous Yang Yuhuan. This is the historical fiction of how she rose through the ranks and how her forbidden romance began and came to an end. And so I welcome you to the ancient world; all is fair in love and war.. right? K.V. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a tale of both historical fact and fantastical creation. Researched is constantly completed to be as respectful and accurate as I can, as a foreigner inspired by the beauty and splendor of the Tang Dynasty.

Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.

People awaken from their dreams, finding themselves in an unknown, dilapidated place. The protagonist is also among them, unaware of what has happened. They are forced by a terrifying wolf-headed figure to play a game, engaging in round after round of life and death cycles. They live and die here repeatedly, gradually realizing that in order to escape this eerie place, they must participate in death games designed by the "Twelve Zodiacs." It seems that only by deciphering and winning these games can they escape. However, after each cycle, some individuals comprehend supernatural abilities, and perhaps everything is heading towards the brink of annihilation. I thought it was just an ordinary day, but I found myself kidnapped to a terrifying unknown place; I thought the terrifying wolf-headed beings were just forcing us to participate in games, but I discovered that this game of life and death is endless, with no end in sight; I thought as long as I kept participating in the cycle of life and death in the game, I could escape the predicament, but I found that everyone was awakening supernatural abilities; I thought this place would eventually create “gods”, but I discovered that everything is heading towards the brink of annihilation.

This subtitle captures the essence of Kai's journey, hinting at the mysterious energy and the secrets that lie ahead.

Bored, our MC decides to download a random game off the internet and is accidentally transported to a new world with a system! The only catch is that he's absolutely naked and in the middle of nowhere... MC: ... System: ... MC: WHERE ARE MY OP CHEATS?! System: ... Sorry, why don't you get some pants first? You should be ashamed of your size, hur hur. This novel is just written for fun and will always be free.