dwarf puns

A young man obsessed with technology gets returned to life as a dwarf in a fantasy world. Now stuck in a world that's culturally similar to the dark ages, he will have to fight against tradition, cultural suppression, and even the gods themselves, to regain access to his beloved gadgetry.

The news of Kuro's—now the Duke of Maverny—engagement to nearly all the prominent ladies of every race that is connected to Chersea created waves across every realm, including the land of the dwarves, Equality. With his name being the 'talk of the town', he soon finds himself unable to keep a low profile, which he needs to find the lost 'dwarf saint'. And as if to add to Kuro's woes, he starts to attract the unwanted attention from the dwarves' 'Golden Hammer', the most powerful guild leader and 'reincarnator' in all of Equality...

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Mature Content #R18 In a kingdom where power is the most important feature of a person, two weakest people of their kind are brought together with an unusual marriage. The Royal vampire family, the Raizel family, is known for the pure blood and power that runs in the veins of its descendants. However, this pure blood now has a stain, a half blood vampire whom the emperor has announced the crown prince. The empress is furious, "that dwarf, a mere two feet tall, will succeed the throne over my hale and hearty sons? I won't let that happen." Away from the capital city, in the city of Wover, lives an omega princess. The Einar family, with the legacy of not a single omega in their whole lineage is ashamed of her existence. She is a defected piece, weakest of the weak and born without a mate mark. Her biggest flaw is her omega aura which is toxic and harmful for people of all other kinds including vampires and alpha werewolves. Only omegas can bear her aura without feeling uncomfortable. When Aurelia ends up killing her aunt's favorite brother with her aura, her aunt decides to not give her a peaceful death and plans something big. On the other hand, the empress plans to kill her dwarf stepson who is also the crown prince. The two scheming women come together to plan a perfect death trap for both and get them married. They thought that Aurelia's toxic aura would kill the crown prince and later she would be beheaded for causing the crown prince's death. However, things don't go as planned. The toxic aura of the omega princess was like a comfortable blanket that covered the little prince. He felt the safest and liveliest around her. The couple is sent to the mountains to cultivate and become stronger. One year later, a tall and handsome teenager cornered his beautiful omega wife in the room. "Whh..what are you trying to do?" She stuttered. "What else?" He captured her lips, taking her by surprise. His lips moved against hers, slowly at first and then passionately, taking her breath away. His hands settled on her waist before pulling her even closer. Licking her lower lip, he bit it gently and used her gasp to invade her little mouth, while her helpless moans played music for his ears. His hand seductively moved up from her hip as he sucked her earlobe and whispered in her ear, "I've always wanted to do this to you. Thank you for lending me your aura to heal. Although it's your own benefit as well." "Wha t.... benefit?" She never imagined that she could forget her words in his face. His smirk played with her heartbeats when he moved closer to her face and kissed her nose gently, "your dwarf husband has now grown into a tall vampire prince, you can play with my body all you want." "What nonsense." She pushed him away with a flushed face and ran away. The couple of monkeys sitting in the window of the room looked at each other. "When did the little, innocent, sheepish prince turned into a wolf?" Ryan Raizel: Romance? Oh that's like food. Is it possible to live without romance? Never. The sleeping Aurelia's chestnut brown eyes shot open to see her husband's mouth on her naked chest. "Last round darling!" he excused sheepishly. Liar!

What the hell are they doing?! Are they serious! Really, here? Right in front of the Lee's mansion! Lee Sung Joon, the first son of the House of Lee, the number one elite business powerhouse of Country S, saw his little sister smooching with the milkman in front of their mansion!!! Is he seeing things or is it that his sister went mad....nevermind he'll find out himself! Snow, or Lee Nun Songi, the youngest and most doted upon daughter of the Lee's, is currently pinned on the wall by Jin-ha while "he" blew on the girl's eyes to get rid of the dust that went inside. From afar you could say that they look , well a little ahh...compromised? Jin-ha: Stop wriggling Snow or I won't get everything out... Sung Joon: What the!@#$ What is "he" getting out! Snow: Come on Jin-ha make it fast! I can't stand it any longer! Sung Joon: * ~ * Author's note: This is not a graphic novel, at the most its PG 14. :)

A average guy who is just minding his own business when he dies and reincarnates as a dwarf in a strange world where he tries to figure out how his system is supposed to help him and what is he even supposed to do in this strange new place.

In a world where adventure beckons and danger lurks around every corner, two unlikely companions find themselves drawn together by fate. Thor Ironforge, a towering dwarf with a mastery of the forge, and John, a bard haunted by his past as a warrior, cross paths in a bustling tavern, their encounter sparking the beginning of a journey that will test their strength, courage, and friendship.

A man consumed by despair attempts to end his life, desperate to escape a past of failure and regret. Death offers a cruel second chance. Where a character creation system promises him rebirth. Due to a costly mistake he is stuck with the race of a Dwarf. After their tragic end our protagonist awakens in Nocthys, a merciless world under a crashed moon, reborn as a one-legged dwarf with a strange lunar eye. Now short, slow, and scorned, he’s dwarfed by towering races who mock his stumpy legs and gruff demeanor. Yet dwarves wield resilience, crafting, and ancient secrets. He battles towering foes, unearthly creatures, and his own past with nothing but a pickaxe and a hammer! Can this reluctant dwarf overcome his flaws and rise in a world bent on breaking him or will Nocthys crush his fragile hope? Dive in for a gripping tale of survival, redemption, and love!

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!