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Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

Hello everyone, my name is Ji Yun. I'm trapped in the day I went to school ten years ago. I know that in 30 seconds, a soccer ball will come flying in. The ball will hit the girl with mushroom hair in the corner of the classroom. She's my childhood friend, still a bit naive and timid. She's a nobody in class, but only I know that she will become a classic beauty and a big star ten years later. Under the banyan tree in five minutes, there will be a girl waiting for me. She's my first love. I've been longing for her attention for as long as I can remember. A few days ago, I confessed to her, and she said she needed to think about it. So, we agreed that she would give me an answer today. I know this is the closest I'll ever be to her in my future life. If I miss this opportunity, we'll become distant like strangers. What should I do? Should I bid a heartfelt farewell to my childhood friend who's about to go abroad, or should I go to the banyan tree and seize the only chance to possibly be with my first love? I'm online waiting, but not in a rush. After all, I always wake up on the same day, with plenty of time and opportunities. I want to handle everything that will impact my future life perfectly, so that the me in ten years won't have so many regrets. What do you think?

A World in which everyone can access Magic through conversion of Energy, this in particular is a story about a child. A child who wishes to become a hero. Little does he know, he embarks himself on a journey that transcends the very concept of life itself, all starting with a fateful encounter of a Demon. To what the child will encounter in this world? That's up to you to read and find out. New Chapters every Saturday. Give it a Read and a spot for your collection if you can

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"Mr. Watson, something terrible has happened.Your office has been smashed!" Just as Gilbert Watson’s rose-hued lips were inching toward Claire’s, his secretary rushed over in a panic. “Who the hell dares to be so bold?” "Mr. Watson, it’s... it’s a little boy, around four or five years old. He said you bullied his mommy." "Uh..." Gilbert instantly straightened up, his expression turning serious. "Mr. Watson, urgent news.Someone has stolen your project files!" While Gilbert was in the middle of a tense executive meeting, his secretary once again dashed in, flustered. "Outrageous! Who has the audacity?" "Three little boys, sir... they said you wronged their mommy." The room of executives struggled to hold back their laughter. Gilbert shrank back slightly and cleared his throat. "Ahem... Let’s continue the meeting."

[Raising Babies + Sweet Romance] Su Xingwan wakes up inside an old-school CEO novel—as the “evil aunt” who starves and beats the three genius children left in her care. In the original plot, the kids’ uncle arrives, sees the abuse, and locks her away to die in a psychiatric ward. But Su just got here—and she’s read the whole book. Looking at the three bony, wide-eyed toddlers, she decides: “Plot twist—I’m fixing this.” • Eldest (Da Bao): a prodigy sold to a celebrity couple, future business titan. • Middle (Er Bao): bound to a villain system that keeps whispering, “Find Uncle—destroy the aunt!” • Youngest (Little Bao): mind-reader, destined to be the story’s adored koi heroine. Su sets out to undo every scar the original owner left. Little Bao blinks: “Why is Bad Aunt suddenly… nice?” Er Bao narrows his eyes: “Trap detected.” Da Bao clutches his siblings: “She’s brainwashing you!” When the formidable Uncle Lu Yun finally arrives, he expects a rescue mission. Instead, he finds three giggling kids curled in Su’s arms—and decides the children aren’t the only ones he wants to take home.

It has been 800 years since this world was destroyed by a sudden catastrophe. In order to survive in this world, Linc compromised, and he used his GodFather system. As long as you raise your daughter like a normal girl and make her admire yourself. Then you will earn a father point, and become stronger with time. Cute corpse controlling girl: "You are my father, so stay by my side forever!" Queen of tower: "Dad won't leave me will right?" Holy priest: "Sorry father, you forced me to do violence. The holy church will bless our relationship." Seeing the children he had cared for started fighting one after another. Linc raised his hands forward. "Wait a minute, why are you guys stronger than me!? We got the order wrong!" ____ New book.

The underworld is home to numerous organizations and people wishing to indulge in the services that they provide, the Eclipse being one of many. For hundreds of years the Eclipse has serviced these masses by facilitating brutal no-holds-bar fight rings, using the matches as a front to advertise the associations true business, mercenary contracts. Every fighter that battles in the arena also works part-time as a hitman who does the dirty work that others fear to do themselves. Thông Trần is an adult fresh out of college who has spent his whole life mastering the art of Wing-Chun, however as of recently his family dojo has begun to go under. In addition to the failing establishment, Thông's father decided to try and get help from the wrong people, drowning the family in debt that might cost them their lives to pay back. With seemingly nowhere to turn, Thông is persuaded by his close friend Michael Taylor to join the Eclipse so he can get the money needed to save his family. Now thrusted into the shadows of the underworld, will Thông persevere through the Eclipse or be consumed by the darkness that now engulfs him. Join the discord for consistent updates: https://discord.gg/neweclipse

"Welcome to Eclipse Online, the most lethal full-dive MMORPG on the planet, where there is only one life. Death is permanent, and each choice has a price the fragile world cannot afford. But for one of its players, the rules are about to be rewritten". Following a fatal attack of the dungeon, he discovers a hidden room with a horrific inscription: he has been made the Eclipse Reaver, fated to tread the game world eternally. Each time he dies, he is resurrected, but at a horrific cost: shattered soul shards erase his memories, emotions, and abilities. As the game universe descends into chaos and its top players fall, he is forced to explore the dark conspiracy of Eclipse Online before he too is lost for good. With gory fights, shifting game mechanics, and a mystery thickening by the minute, never has the pressure been higher. Will he overcome the system, or lose himself in the void? Will he manage to retain his sanity, or be one of the many lost souls in the void? _______________ A/N: I'd really appreciate it if i get some reviews as this is my first book. This will show that I actually have readers, and I'd have to improve when or where necessary. Thanks.