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On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

Cover Art by Neo and Yaoyueyi Volume 1 - Having been summoned to another world, Claude Evers is devastated to find out that he has no attack or magic proficiency. In a world of swords and magic, Claude endeavors to become his master's...chef? Despite this turn of events, he soon finds himself relying on his wit and strange abilities to stand by his master's side. With such fearsome enemies in this world, what solutions can Claude hope to cook up? Volume 2 - Defeating a terrifying monster endangering the kingdom, Claude's fame grows. With this in mind, his next goal is to...win over his master's heart? However, he soon learns that the nobility are not one to be trifled with. What can a lone chef do against the schemes of the powerful threatening his livelihood? Volume 3 - Welcome to the 'Certain Slice', where we are sure to serve you something that perfectly hits your tastes. This is a restaurant where you can sample our line of otherworldly food and drink, created by the one and only Demon Cleaver. Please wait here while we call a maid over to attend to your orders. The owner? I'm very sorry. He's not available at the moment. The reason? I'm afraid that he is now a wanted man, for defying kings and kidnapping princesses. Volume 4 - Stuck in another country, Claude and his companions happen upon abilities far different from what they had known before. With a country full of powerful warriors wielding such techniques, guided by a prophetic Oracle, new allies and enemies are around every corner. Will they find what they need to return home, or will 'destiny' swallow them up? Volume 5 - What happens when the person you thought you knew is completely different? Past and present collide as Claude makes his way back to Sistina to once again fight alongside his Master, encountering challenges that few Electi have ever faced. Destruction looms over Sistina as his enemies attack right where one is most vulnerable, the insecurities held in one’s heart. Volume 6 - With Sistina in the process of recoverying, Claude finds himself in a new role with many new challenges ahead. Though the dangers have passed, daily life is still far from boring as messy relationships and sudden adventures are at every corner. There is never a break in the life of an Electi! Volume 7 - War breaks out with the Empire of Purnesia. With decades of hatred possessing its people, Claude becomes embroiled in the tragedy of death and suffering. With his commitment to retain his humanity in jeopardy, how can a chef protect his friends on the battlefield? Volume 8 - Various tragedies have left Claude reeling. With his heart torn and his vow to not kill abandoned, he charges forward to the capital of Purnesia. With his heart trending towards darkness, who will remain by his side as he seeks revenge... and who will point their blade at him instead? Volume 9 - Learning of the existence of an entire army of demons, led by a familiar face, the very world is at stake. What will Claude discover upon setting foot in the realm of Gods, seeking the very limits of his Electi powers? Volume 10 - Peace has come at last, along with a new role for Claude. But his dreams foretell of another hidden danger on the horizon, one that would shatter everything he knows about the world. Volume 11 - Everything has ended, or has it? The secrets of the world are now revealed, and Claude must find everyone once again to face against a threat as old as the Gods. Volume 12 - Back together again, Claude and his crew make one final attempt against The Architect. Past and present collide as the fate of two worlds rest on the victor!

Counterattack : Falling In Love With The Enemy I✔ CounterAttack: Prologue He is a poor man, because he was repeatedly belittled and insulted by his girlfriend, he eventually decided to abandon his existing secured life, and resolutely embarked on a self-made business, making a fortune on the road to prosperity. However, there was a stumbling blocker on this road. The Tiger is a son of the capital city worker and he likes hides the suburbs. For him it is a joy to raise snakes and for his father that was not a proper job. Later, he was forced to the officials, and he was ordered to work in various government agencies. He was a snake peddler and he was kicked by his old man who was a National Party Secretary He was cornered and was sent to the police as a police officer. Even the man who delivered the goods illegally was catch up with this traffic police on the first day. The most odious thing is that his ex-girlfriend was actually with The Tiger! CounterAttack! I can grab you but also can't grab you? Look at a kind-hearted, inhospitable poor man get in the fight learning how to counterattack.... he then fell into a sinister deceit, he took on the city's huge black wolf, and in one fell swoop he took its heart which was changed from a cold-blooded relentless unromantic man, and turned him into a only Righteous Lover who was Loyal to his wife..... A Loyal Dog! ! ! PS : If you can buy the Chinese novel and read it to support Chai Jidan Massive thanks....if you can't ....well we can't all be The Gates Of America PPS.... I'm not Chinese ......I'm African...there's is a bloody continent in-between ....but BL is universal.... Ill do this at my capable speed....which is not much....I'm sorry for that.... Extra P²PS.... If you somehow think that my translate is not good enough for you....my dear... Its a free world....exeunt stage on the right. That being said .... Let's ....All...CounterAttack...!!!! Official will be updated Gods knows when....I Wanted for the The Story to be Out There.... Sheishen....khop khun khap....Thank y'all

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! James Keller is summoned to an alternate Earth where a rift opened allowing nightmarish creatures to roam free. Ninety-nine percent of all men have been killed fighting these beasts leaving behind millions of women and children. Large walls made of iron or stone have been erected around each of the twelve remaining kingdoms. These walls have lasted for decades against even the toughest monsters. In this new world men have now become so valuable to society that they are all treated like kings and have huge harems of beautiful women. To even become a slave to a man is still considered a privilege. Now James must survive in a world filled with monstrous beasts straight of his nightmares. Meanwhile he must navigate through a world where every beautiful woman desperately wants to have his babies. Can he survive and become the legendary hero the world needs to stop the apocalypse? Will his little friend survive being tapped by hundreds of voracious and desperate women? Find out in the dark fantasy story of Attack of the Lewd Monster Harem! ************************************** I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Living forever and wandering from one world to another on the whims of a system that bound itself to you without a single 'by your leave' isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Su Li dies of chronic illness and is bound to such a system. Now, this could be considered a blessing in disguise for others. However, the trouble is that she isn't interested in a system and to compound it all, two men - two distinctly different men - keep on following her on this world-hopping business. Two men as incompatible as fire and water, as different as the sun and the moon. The only thing they share in common is Su Li and their sheer determination to not leave her side. One of them remembers their past worlds each time they start anew, whereas the other doesn't. One of them says that she lights up his dark world and the other says that she is his entire world. One of them says that it doesn't matter if she loves him or not, she is his to cherish and pamper. The other says that she is the only one he would ever love. Though sceptical and wary, Su Li decides to put her best foot forward and make the best out of her circumstances. Why are these two men trailing her? Will she be able to get rid of the shackles placed on her by the system? Will she repudiate her deal with the system? Will she find out the answers to all her doubts and questions or will silence and melancholy be her only answer? --------Line Break-------- An excerpt from the book : "You care that much about Zixi? Because of him, you are ready to discard concerns about your own safety? Is it worth it? Is Xun Zixi really worth it?" Su Li was agitated by Li Rong's unceasing questions. She weighed her words properly and said in a hoarse voice, "It's worth it." Suddenly her eyes glazed in tears and she repeated her words, "He is worth it to me." Li Rong was stunned to see her in tears and was rendered speechless by the conviction behind her answer. "Well, I can't change your mind. You won't leave him in a lurch and I can't turn my back on you." They rushed back the way they had come and prayed that it wouldn't be too late on their part. ************ You can join me on discord at: https://discord.gg/QRgX3DZ Looking forward to seeing and interacting with you on there!

“When I left you, it wasn’t because I was materialistic.” ”I know.” ”He doesn’t love me. I already broke up with him.” ”I know.” ”You knew? I didn’t know you were still so concerned about me…” ”I know because he and I are now a couple.” This is a story about how a poor loser turned into a tall, handsome and rich guy and snatched his ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend away.

PS: This is an abandoned work, you can skip if you like. Jake has lived a pretty much normal life, until his father gets murdered right before his eyes. Jake then learns about a whole new world of magic and spells filled with lots of action and Adventure and danger. The dark emperor has risen once again and plans to destroy the world with everyone in it but to do that he needs to acquire the soul stone. And he has to be prevented from acquiring the stone at all costs...

Five years ago, everything changed on Earth. Amid the chaos, Lucius Storm and his mother were among the fortunate few who were rescued and taken to Westworld—a sanctuary for survivors in a world overrun by monstrous creatures known as Zyronox. At 16, Lucius faced his destiny: to enter the Ethersphere, a mysterious realm, and return strong enough to battle the Zyronox. The origins of both the Ethersphere and the monster attacks were shrouded in secrecy. Westworld had been established long before the Zyronox apocalypse, primarily to safeguard the gateway to the Ethersphere and prepare for an unknown threat. The government knew something was coming. Eventually, they discovered that the Ethersphere held the key to their defense— survive the trials within, and end up with extraordinary abilities. Lucius Storm underwent his trials, but he was different… there was just something not right with him. Unlike the others who survived the trials and came out with unique abilities, Lucius seemed to have simply survived by chance, earning a place among the Ascendants. Although, he came out with a system…

Note:: OP characters present. Dreadful characters present. What would you do if you lost your friends to the hands of the demons? What would you do if you were misinterpreted by others? He was a Tokyo Hunter Leader but lost some of his friends to the demons. He was misjudged by the Central Hunters who taught he killed a human but it was only a hallucination. He is away from his friends but then the anomaly portals are opening more than usual. Something or someone is behind this and the reason? Yet unknown. Besides this other crews have dark plans and intentions towards certain objectives but one thing is lies in question. Is James a Hunter, Hybrid Criminal or a demon? Which ever he is it's up to the readers to find out. 20 Golden Tickets= 1 bonus chapter 50 Power stones = 2 bonus chapters Luxury car= 1 bonus chapter Dragon= 2 bonus chapters Magic castle=3 bonus chapters Spacecraft =5 bonus chapters Golden Chapon = 8 bonus chapters join me on discord. my title is Real_Writer.