funny jokes about blondes

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

One funny joke is: Why was the cartoon character always tired? Because it was always drawn out!

There were many humorous jokes such as: Why do starfish always look at the bottom of the sea? Because they wanted to see what their faces looked like. Why do earthworms like to climb trees? Because they didn't want to be laughed at on the ground. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always playing games. Why do dogs always chase their tails? Because they didn't know where their tails were. Why do monkeys like to rob banks? Because they didn't have a job.

Well, here's one. Why don't superheroes play hide and seek? Because they always stick out! Hahaha.

In funny cartoons, whether blondes are better than brunettes really varies. Sometimes it's just a matter of the joke or the situation, not the hair color itself.

They make us laugh! Simple as that. The humor in them just hits the right spot and lightens the mood.

The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

How about this: The headcold tried to sing, but it could only do a stuffy note! It's a light-hearted way to make fun of the congestion that comes with a cold.

Here's another one: What do you call a fox that can play the guitar? A rock fox! The humor lies in the unexpected combination of a fox and the idea of playing a musical instrument.