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Dead Funny Valentine

Dead Funny Valentine

When Lena Mortimer, a sharp-tongued stand-up comedian who’s made a career mocking romance, inherits a decrepit Victorian mansion in a sleepy coastal town, she thinks it’ll make the perfect writing retreat — and cheap housing. What she doesn’t expect is that her new home is haunted by the ghost of her great-great-grandfather’s fiancée, a Victorian socialite who died mysteriously before her wedding. But this ghost isn’t alone. The house seems alive — lights flicker in rhythm with laughter, and Lena begins hearing heckles from invisible voices during her rehearsals. Things get worse when she discovers her new neighbor, Dr. Eli Graves, a reclusive mortician with a PhD in parapsychology, who seems to know too much about her family’s dark history. When Lena accidentally performs stand-up in front of a room full of spirits (who think she’s hilarious), she’s plunged into a supernatural love triangle: Eli, the living man she’s falling for despite her cynicism — and Julian, the sarcastic, charming ghost haunting her bedroom mirror. As romance and horror collide, Lena must uncover the century-old curse binding the spirits to the mansion before it claims her as its next victim. But the deeper she digs, the more she realizes: the curse might not be about death at all — it’s about love gone wrong… and laughter might be the only thing that can break it. A darkly funny, romantic, and chilling ride through heartbreak, hauntings, and hysterics — Dead Funny Valentine is where The Haunting of Hill House meets Notting Hill.
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Funny perimenopause stories
One funny perimenopause story is about a woman who suddenly started sweating profusely during a very serious business meeting. She was trying to make a big presentation and all of a sudden, it felt like she was in a sauna. She had to excuse herself and fan herself in the hallway. But she later laughed about it and said it was like her body was trying to create its own air - conditioning system.
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2024-11-30 18:36
Funny perimenopause experiences shared by women
My neighbor told me that during perimenopause, she would sometimes forget simple words while talking. Once, she was trying to describe a cat to someone and she just couldn't remember the word 'cat'. She ended up saying 'that furry thing that meows'. It was really funny when she told the story later.
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2024-11-29 04:28
What are some perimenopause horror stories?
One horror story is the extreme mood swings. A woman might be fine one moment and then suddenly burst into tears or get extremely angry over a small thing like a misplaced key. It can be very hard on relationships as family and friends don't always understand.
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2024-11-06 03:23
Share some perimenopause anxiety stories.
A perimenopausal woman shared her story of anxiety related to her relationships. She became overly sensitive to her partner's actions and words. A simple disagreement would make her extremely anxious and she would start thinking that their relationship was on the verge of ending. She also had anxiety about her friendships, fearing that she was becoming too much of a burden because of her mood swings.
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2024-11-16 04:53
What are some inspiring perimenopause success stories?
A woman managed her perimenopause well by getting enough rest. She made sure to go to bed and wake up at the same time every day. This regular sleep pattern helped her body adjust to the hormonal changes, and she was able to avoid many of the common symptoms like irritability and lack of concentration.
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2024-11-04 17:14
Share some perimenopause real life stories.
One woman I know noticed that during perimenopause, her sleep became really disrupted. She would wake up several times a night, sweating. It was so frustrating for her as it affected her energy during the day. She started using a fan at night and changing to lighter bedding, which helped a bit.
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2024-10-29 11:16
What are the common themes in perimenopause anxiety stories?
In many perimenopause anxiety stories, a significant theme is the feeling of losing control. The hormonal changes lead to unpredictable emotions and women feel they can't control their reactions. There's also the theme of isolation. Some women become so self - conscious about their symptoms that they isolate themselves from social activities. And health concerns are common too. They worry about whether these symptoms are signs of more serious health problems.
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2024-11-16 08:30
How can women deal with perimenopause horror stories?
Exercise helps. For example, regular yoga can relieve stress and also ease some of the physical symptoms like joint pain. It also promotes better sleep which is often disrupted during perimenopause.
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2024-11-06 03:30
Can you share some perimenopause success stories?
Sure. One success story is about a woman who managed her perimenopause symptoms through regular exercise. She started jogging three times a week and noticed a significant reduction in mood swings and hot flashes.
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2024-11-04 14:10
Perimenopause Pregnancy Success Stories: What Are Some Examples?
One success story is of a woman in her early 40s in perimenopause. She had been trying for a baby for a while. She made lifestyle changes like improving her diet, reducing stress, and started gentle exercise. After a few months, she conceived naturally. Another example is a woman who, with the help of fertility treatments during perimenopause, had a healthy pregnancy and gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.
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2024-11-27 02:42
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