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What the hell ? I got reincarnated in another world. [Choose class] [Monster Or Human Class ?] Monster Class. [Mind Flare] Yeah i choose Mind Flare. I shall Hypnotize my MILF step-mother with huge butt and her three daughters for my use. wtf!!?? Ogre girls with sexy bodies and huge breasts, i won't miss that one. "get naked and bend down, girl." "yes, master." Wait ? this beast girl have 6 breasts and everyone hates it bro why ? this is heaven. Those who come in my way will kill themselves as they look in my eyes and all the females who deny me shall receive my holy seed even without their consent. [Grammar Until Chapter 115 is not that good... but it's worth the read. After that it's all good.] [Cover isn't mine, contact me to take it down.] [Note: EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS NOVEL IS ABOVE 18+ AND THEY ARE LEGALLY ADULTS ACCORDINGLY TO THE WORLD'S RULES THAT THIS STORY IS BASED ON.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q]

“Young man, I can tell from your skeletal structure that you have an extremely rare talent. You must be a one in a million prodigy in the martial arts. Now that the Blue Planet has ascended, mutant beasts are ravaging our homes, and foreign species are invading our land, our people are in grave danger. Here, I have an [Infinite Demon God Physique Training Method], I’ll give it to you for just two dollars. You shall be entrusted with the mission of maintaining world peace.” Xu Lingyun was touched. He said, “I can’t believe that you can actually see my true potential. Here’s four dollars, no need to give me change.” The scammer took the money, left him a fake secret training manual, and left feeling content. Xu Lingyun brought the secret manual home. He slapped the cover of the book. Instantly, the aged, tattered book started emanating a magnificent array of lights. An ancient and powerful aura filled the air, dominating the stars and piercing through the age. A fake? Oh please, in front of me, there is no such thing as “description may not match the actual item, please see the actual item”.

"Rob (Rank ???): Able to rob another person’s ability. Yang Xi felt hopeless as the world seemed to want him to shine. At first, he was a nobody trying to save his sister, but he became the one who had to shoulder the future of mankind. Then, he created an organization just so he could hide his identity, but it became a force that had stretched its claw to every corner of the world. And, when he gave one of his subordinates the power of [Training], that subordinate managed to evolve it into the strongest Divine Body…"

(NOVEL IS ON A TEMP. PAUSE DUE TO ANOTHER PROJECT! POWERS AGAINST THE WORLD WILL RESUME SUMMER-FALL 2025 AND SHOULD BE COMPLETED NO LATER THAN WINTER 2026-27! THANKS FOR ALL SUPPORT!) In a world where humans wield supernatural abilities, power defines everything—status, survival, and even destiny. Jamal, an ordinary teenager, believes he was dealt a weak hand in life. Unlike the prodigies around him, his abilities seem insignificant. But when a near-fatal encounter awakens something deep within him, he realizes his powers hold a potential far beyond his imagination. As dark forces rise and rival factions clash, Jamal must navigate a treacherous path filled with enemies, betrayals, and revelations about his true nature. Among them stands Youden, a mysterious figure whose motives are as enigmatic as his strength. Can Jamal unlock this untapped power before it’s too late? Or will he be crushed under the weight of a world that only respects the strong? A high-stakes adventure filled with action, mystery, and supernatural battles. Fans of My Hero Academia and Solo Leveling will love this thrilling journey of power and survival! If you enjoy the books, feel free to share feedback, as I do this for pure entertainment and to provide a solid book series within Webnovel. Thank you for your time and once again, enjoy the book! The cover was done by @Kurobart64! Feel free to check out more of their art at: https://twitter.com/Kurobart64?t=kfrsrjc3Q-457JUKl7c1bQ&s=09 Parental Warning Is For Violence & Suggestive Content! (Also, I'm aware of the many grammatical and structural errors, especially in the earlier part of the series from several years ago, and likely due to the transfer from the separate books and auto-correction while also being much younger and inexperienced in writing. It will be fixed and edited over time!)

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Made 4 years ago! ------DROPPED------ Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ———————————————— Bang is transported from Earth into a world where pirates and adventurers rules the land and the seas. They are bestowed power from leaders after swearing fealty to them. “Welcome owner, to the world of Mundu” “What? Are you a system? Did I reincarnate like those characters from novels?” “Yes owner, I am here to help you” “YES!!!!!, what cool powers do I have? Do I control gravity? Can I use all the elements here? Oh! Oh! Can you help me master all kinds of powers?!” “No master, I can only power up your allies” “What???????” “Please follow my instructions to assemble your crew.” This is not your regular power fantasy. Well, it is a power fantasy but not just on the main character but also on the side characters. The main character completes quests in order to recruit crew members or power them up. This is kind of a slow paced novel because character development will be a big factor in this story. Kind of new to writing so any criticism will be welcome. If you want a reason to read this novel, read the spoiler below. *****SPOILERS****** the crew doesn’t get powerful with no reason. They get powerful only because of character development so expect some emotional scenes for breakthroughs. See if you could spot the progression of emotions in the crew, and how it affects their powers. The mc may seem annoying/stupid at first but please try to read more. My writing gets better, and the mc will have character development that will make him better. Help me win WIN-WIN 5 CHAPTERS = 2 COINS 100 POWER STONES ACHIEVED! I will start to upload 2 times a day. 300 power stones = 3 extra chapters released at the end of the week 500 power = 5 extra chapters released at the end of the week DISCLAIMER : I do not own the pictures I used creating the cover.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Ethan Smith is 22 year old young guy. He was doing MBA from a a nearby college. He has always wanted to be rich, surrounded by beauties. But life never gives the way you want. While riding his motorcycle to comeback home from college, he was hit by Truck-kun and he got transmigrated. He travelled to eastern fantasy world. And he found himself in the body of a young man named Aric Lei. "I got transmigrated into the body of the young master of Lei family." ["Ding!"] ["Hello Host, the villain system is here to help you to become the ultimate villain."] ["As a beginner pack, I would give one skill for free. Tell me what skill you want?"] Ethan - "My Dear System, Give me the Mind Control Skill. " "Granting you the absolute mind control skill. Through which you can corrupt anyone's mind" Ethan - "This time I will fuck this world. Ha ha ha " Note: No NTR, No Yuri, Milfs, Power-packed.

Ryan Carter, a die-hard fan of Russell Westbrook, tragically dies in a car accident after watching one of Westbrook’s most electrifying performances. But death isn’t the end—it’s the beginning. He awakens to find himself chosen by the mysterious Basketball Soul System, granting him a chance to be reborn in a parallel world with the abilities of any current NBA player. Without hesitation, he chooses his idol: 2016–2017 MVP Russell Westbrook, in his prime triple-double form. Now reborn in the basketball-obsessed world of the ABA, Ryan joins the Iron City Roarers. With unstoppable athleticism, relentless energy, and a hunger to win, he begins carving a new legend—one fast break at a time.