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Alaia was once a princess in the Kindom of Floria but her older brother Prince Julian and the queen committed treason, resulting in the death of the king, her older brother Prince Easton and herself. Ruth, an exiled angel, heard and responded to her cries and gave up her own life and powers to give Alaia another chance to live with the sole purpose of avenging her brother and father. Alaia hid in a forest outside the Kingdom of Floria, wearing a beast mask to conceal her identity. Alaia will meet a peasant who came from the Kingdom of Carval. The peasant and his pregnant wife were being chased by bandits. Alaia helped them but she asked for the child, still in the peasant's wife's womb, as the payment. When the child turns 18, Alaia will take her away from them without any plan of what she will do with the child. Seventeen years quickly passed, and Alaia still hasn't avenged her brother and father. She learned that King Julian's son, Prince Owen will soon get married to a woman named Maria Holmes. Recognizing Maria's parents and remembering her agreement with the peasant, Alaia became infuriated at the familiar feeling of betrayal. She showed up at Prince Julian and Maria's wedding to take Maria away from them. Maria thought that the situation is just the same as in the famous children's book, Beauty and the Beast, but it was not. Alaia didn't take her because she needs help lifting a curse. She doesn't need a true love's kiss. She just took Maria to enslave her. Maria maybe is a beauty, but Alaia isn't a beast, just a person wearing a beast mask.

[This is not a comedy. It is a serious and tragic tale. There will be moments of comic relief, but the story has a serious undertone.] "What the hell!" cried Kenny when he realized his ability was 'Fart Explosion', the power of exploding farts. In a world where mysterious beings called Skultars have taken control over humans, Kenny, a young man, discovers he has a superpower, which they translated as a skultar ability. He had lost everything to the hands of those skultars and now it was time to pay them back and end their tyranny. But what? He had the power of... farting? How would he use this ability to fight against evil? What would he do if his very existence ties him to the origin of all the suffering that was caused to his world?

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

I'm just an ordinary mom, trying to do my job as a trash collector picking out trash one day when a man rudely threw a can at my head instead of the bin. "Hey! What are you doing?! The trash bin is next to me so how could you throw in my direction?!" I scolded the young man for his ignorance and I just heard him laugh, as if treating my words as a joke. "Shut up old lady, you're just a trash collector. Isn't your job collecting trash and all that? I suggest do your job or I'll make sure to report you and then you'll have no job at all." He took out his phone to record what was happening and out of instinct I smacked it out of his hands. "Hey that's the latest model! You'll pay for that-!" He was about to raise his hands to hit me when two men in black suits stopped him. "Call the boss and report immediately. The madam is injured I repeat the madam is injured." He kept repeating a code and I knew immediately what was about to happen next. "...I have to go." "Madam you're not going anywhere." ...

Isang misteryosong lagusan ang bigla na lamang gumimbal sa tahimik na pamumuhay ng mga mamamayan sa mundo ng Albion. Nababalutan ito ng itim na mahika at aura na nagdudulot ng matinding panganib. Dahil dito ay agad na tinipon ni Haring Qesien ang pinakamalalakas na mandirigma sa kanilang mundo. Sa pangunguna ni Prinsipe Astro, ay naglakbay na sila patungo sa Camptarel Haven. Misyon nila na masugpo ang kadiliman, at tuluyang maisara ang lagusan. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay napabilang si Trese sa grupong ito. Isa lamang siya sa libo-libong mga alipin na pinagkaitan ng lakas sa mundo na punong-puno ng hiwaga at mahika. Ganoon pa man ay nanatili siyang mapagkumbaba at may pagmamalasakit sa kapwa. Ginawa ni Trese ang lahat, makasama lamang ang lalaking itinitibok ng kaniyang damdamin. Ngunit sadyang malupit sa kaniya ang tadhana. Sa pagbabalik ng mga naburang alaala, handa ba niyang isakripisyo ang mga mabibigat na tungkulin para lamang sa inaasam na kalayaan at kaligayahan? O babalik siya sa tunay niyang katauhan?

"I close my eyes to sense the storm welling inside me. The memories only grow vivid every night. I can still feel him here, somewhere inside my chest. He's like a virus to my system." Jasmine McRae is an introverted young adult. Her hobbies include reading, being sarcastic and listening to pop-punk music. Her personality fails to fit the mould and because of this, one flaw has long dominated her 18-year-old life. "ANTI-SOCIALISATION." The summer holidays a year ago changed a great deal about that, all thanks to a narcissistic, dynamic young boy called Casper Anderson. The journey they take is of thrill, passion and betrayal. All of which, leave Jasmine heartbroken and sleepless. Until he returns... *Warning- mild use of expletives. [I wrote this novel when I was 18 years old and had a divine passion for writing;- a passion I did not pursue. After 6 years, I'm going through the chapters to edit this story and put it back out into the world, as a memorandum of what once was.]

year 1985 B.D planet Alitear born again with a system Mc flowing in the darkness litter with specks of light pulsing with life "how many does that make again" " I've been a god, titan , devil, omnipotent immortal and what has that given me boredom which fated system will you throw at me now you bastards." Status Title: Savior& Destroyer [+2 all stats] ,Demon god[ Immunity to + light magic] , Holy god [ Immunity to + Dark magic , first born of titan clan [+55 STR stat], Material god [+1 all stats, +mastery over all items], Animal System extension <Acquired title> <[lone wolf]> <[ +2 all stats when fighting multiple enemy's]> lv.1 Name: Haku quin (Jerry west) Race: Astra Wolf blood line: degraded wolf descended/ prior purchased blood lines available Age: New born Str:2 /+8 /+0 Dex:1 /+3 /+0 Con:2 /+3 /+0 Int:4 /+3 /+0 Wis:5 /+3 /+0 Chr:3 /+3 /+0 /+3 (New born bonus 1 month) special ------------ luck: -36 unique abilitys: telekinesis - degraded space affinity - degraded all elements affinity - degraded (blood line effect) polymorph - [forms Locked] <s%al c*uroption 2/7> [time to repair 7 yrs 2 mo 14 days] 11:37 elsewhere in heaven a god and goddess talking "it's in place" "good my haku didn't deserve this" "remember your promise" grumbling as she walked away another was listening to there conversation he whistled "fate of infinite relams now are scaled what does fate hold"

BE AWARE Your everyday weird and strange series that doesnt have a plot. Basically every chaps are either different with each other or are a continuation.

Six teenage student tasked with the fate of the all the seven realms.… " Kill a god, the demon king, twenty five angels in the next month or die" Was the first thing Max heard after waking in a new world over ran by monsters He is given three lives but to kill world destroyer iy gonna take another power "Hey misterious voice do i get someother worldly power to help me on my voiage and if i fail whats the penalty " "Nooo… ) three lives are more than enough and if you do fail the earth will be destroied along with everone you know… good luck …:)"

A man with not much going on in life finds a old man on his walk. After a conversation is had between the two on things like the nature of the universe and relationships, the younger man wakes up the next morning to a woman in his bed made from his own flesh.