cartoon jokes of the day

Another joke: Why was the cartoon dog always so tired? Because it was dog-tired all the time! This joke uses the common phrase 'dog-tired' in a creative way for a humorous effect.

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.

Story: One Mother's Day, a little boy made his mom breakfast in bed. He brought in a plate of toast that was a bit burnt and a cup of coffee that was half - spilled. But his mom was so touched because he tried his best. It was the thought that counted.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Here's a joke. Why was the computer cold on Mother's Day? Because it left its Windows open!

Joke: What's a mom's favorite type of investment? Matri - mutual funds! It's a play on words that can bring a chuckle on Mother's Day.

Here's one: The guy working at the grocery store was so busy that when he tried to take a break, the produce started talking to him, saying 'You can't leave us now!'

Day Up is a very popular Chinese variety show with many funny jokes and memes. Here are some examples: I'll sing a song for everyone. This song is "Perturbed". Perturbed, my heart beats like lightning... Once, I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles, but when I came back, I found that there were no noodles in the bowl, only one dish. Hello, everyone. I'm your president, and today I want to talk about the most important thing in life, which is voting. Once, my colleague and I went on a trip, and we walked into a shop, and I saw a product that said 'all natural' and 'no addition'. Once, when I went to the hospital, the doctor asked me,'Have you taken any medicine recently?' I said,'No, I just started eating pork recently.' ' These jokes and memes were all funny elements in the game, attracting a large number of viewers through humor and relaxed methods.

Well, there's a story about a little boy who wanted to make his mom breakfast in bed on Mother's Day. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. When his mom came in, he said, 'Mom, I was just trying to make you a surprise breakfast, but I think I made a better 'before' picture for a kitchen makeover show!' It's a story that can be told as a joke because of the unexpected outcome of the boy's good intentions.

Joke: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. And on Mother's Day, the kids put a tissue with a 'Happy Mother's Day' note on it and made it 'dance' for mom when she woke up. Story: A single mother worked hard every day. On Mother's Day, her neighbors surprised her with a home - cooked meal and a bouquet of flowers. She was so touched as she didn't expect such kindness from them.