101 Ways To Survive A Cliché Story

I see...So I'm meant to die? Understandable.
A new world. One that highly resembles the stories I had spent hours upon hours reading. I would finally get to live a life I had always dreamed of. As the main protagon- Wait. where is the cheat of an item? The super powerful teacher that decided to help me for no reason? The harem of beautiful women??