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Calamity is clumsy

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Author: mathepid

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Zaixing, the Deity of Calamity, is a walking clumsy catastrophe. The Damn Deity transmigrated me, a woman in her 30s, on Earth into Ji Feng, a thirteen-year-old prince from Lingyu Kingdom of another world, named Jinshi, in ‘an assignment’, with barely any instructions, meaning, or purpose. Why was Zaixing interested in picking me out of the many who died? I don’t know.

In Jinshi, ling qi determines one’s capability to use magic, that impacts on one’s position in the social hierarchy. Qi refers to the energy within the universe, in the environment, within the body, or even parts of the soul. Zaixing gave me Ji Feng’s body, with drop dead gorgeous looks, wealth - here comes the kicker - and NO ling qi. Earth would have been a much better setting. Not Jinshi. Poor Ji Feng experienced two assassination attempts. No kid has to experience that, but royals kill family members for power. And that’s not the end.

In Ji Feng’s body, I can use another form of qi, a rare form, xuan qi in mortal form. Except there is a big catch.

Perhaps Zaixing is being clumsy on purpose, setting off a cascade of paths towards the ultimate tragedy. Who knows?

I am just going to continue fumble around with my newfound princely status. Only one problem - he left my earthly memories, as a woman, intact.

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    Rosnocht

    Lemme pause reading and give this a review. I like everything. I'm being honest when I say this, for I like the sarcastic tone of the writing. I envy the non-physical-gastrointestinal state of the MC for a moment, and actually, quite want a calamity of my own. Gimme one. Ok, now gonna resume reading. Good work, Author.

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    foxyash

    Wow another great transmigration story! the story is so well written...it has a smooth flow of texture while reading. The plotline is interesting...the characters are well described. Great Work Author!

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    IkuSaari

    The pacing and the flow are very good, resembling the way a human being actually experiences the world, which I have to say is quite a rare thing to come across. While it's a bit early to say how I feel about the characters, the MC was sympathetic enough that I could go on and enjoy the way the author mixes thoughts with experiences in the "real world" of the book, going fluently from describing an event to describing the reaction to it.

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    SecondLittlePig

    Very well written and an awesome sense of humor. I'm glad I decided to give this novel a try! The MC is funny and relatable, and is definitely an MC that we can all root for!

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    champilyn

    The story seems promising. grammaR Is good too! I think it would do better if author updates more frequently, i hope this gets more traffic! Really deserve.

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    Currer

    This is an excellent find! Even the exposition is amazing. I couldn't stop reading. The characters are well-done, and the world building is great. Not too much all at once, but I'm not left wondering what's going on. Overall, would definitely recommend! (: Great work, author!

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    Chuck45Single

    What a diamond. This book is so well written, I absolutely love the mix of humor and seriousness. Both go together perfectly and give the main character great depth. The plot is fun with lots of potential. The one thing I didn't like are the different ways the author wrote the dialogue, it's too many different symbols for my taste. But overall, nice work and keep it up! :)

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    WuxiFan
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    This is a great story with very handsome and hilarious deity. My only con is it starts a bit slow. There is lot of potential for comedy since a 35 year old women is living in 13 year Olds body! A few missed chances but overall I would really like to read more...

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    bella_melodia

    This story is truly interesting to read. A lady in the body of a prince? The theme is surely interesting and enjoyable. I would like to thank the writer for writing this story which has such an interesting plot. I would like to read more.

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    Stephanie_Rasanya_1576

    it's actually a really good story. Hope it will get much much popular and rise up like the sun. hope to read the rest of your story as soon as I have some time. I wish you nothing but the best

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    Yasomagatsuhi

    The story seems geared more towards comedy and satire. It is fun to read and goes against the usual “I transmigrated and can be feared/invincible/loved by everyone” tropes.

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    INoNot

    Overall the book is soo well written and it has some real life implications but its all in all different and unique! Also it feels like reading inTo someone elses mind and the poems are What I belive the main charecteristic of the book. Amazing world and awesome writing! 10/10 from myside

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    inflict

    I like how the flow of the story was just perfectly written... I love the pacing! I added this to my library to follow this journey! Hope to see this one reached in a completed status...

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    precious_pruddy

    The book is nicely written in a way that it is easy to read and understand. It is also funny, it will sure to put a smile on your face. I highly recommend this book

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    Yvette_Celia

    I like your story. It's so interesting and easy to red. The author also do a great writing that make me feel like I want to try my self on how to live there.

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    Glimmy

    Books with first person point of view are rare in webnovel, nor do I read the few available, but this one? I'm definitely reading. It's almost as if I'm the MC here. I like the author's narrative writing and definitely need that magic dump pot 😂😂😂. Well, in one word, if you haven't read this book, you're missing a lot, I mean, a lot! Come on, add the book to your library - don't be lazy 😁. Anyway, kudos to the author, you're doing a good job here👍.

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    FantasyBliss30

    The author is an extremely capable novel writer, I promise you that. The narration style is impeccable. First person protagonist is written the way they are meant to be written. Think J D Salinger. The writing style is rife with humor. There are certain places where the author shows vs tells and it lights up a bulb in your head. Updates are stable. MC is so well portrayed. Most first person protagonists of QT stories annoy me to no end with their constant whining in the internal monologues and dry exposition. This MC however is an absolute gem. It is like reading the mind of an extremely fun and amusing person. Other characters too are very cheeky. World building is nicely done so far. Story is definitely going in the direction it is intended to go. Definitely deserves 10/5 stars but can only give 5 stars. Will stay in my library for sure!! Thank you so much author for this gem of a story! <3

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    Sukyna_Katamba

    Kudos to the author, such interesting work deserves the best. I thank the author for writing this story its very very very great. I just cant stop

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    Gideon

    It's an interesting transmigration novel. I hope it may entertain me long enough unlike some other novels out there. Well, I like the concept that the author trying to put here tbh. Can't wait for more!

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