How to survive the multiverse by dying every day!(Re:zero/Multiverse)

I swear to god, when my parents named me Tereda Chouju I don’t think this is what they meant!

Yes, certainly, fulfill my wish for an abundantly long life by making me float through outer space dying over and over.

What kind of sick joke is this? I was having a nice nap, and all of a sudden everything is exploding!
I frowned as the book hit me again at the same immense velocity.

4 hours later the book hit me again!- ow my nose!

Well, at least I didn’t die this time.

Well, let’s see the title of this sturdy fucker.
‘Time-Space Divine Death Law?’

Why the fuck do I hear thunder? We’re in the middle of spa-

I died again.

Subjective hours later, I could finally survive the 3rd bolt. I was nice and crispy, but still alive.

Then a portal opened and swallowed me whole.

The portal went on for a while.

I died mid-flight through my electrical burns.

All of a sudden I was spat out.

I stumbled forwards into a guy in a tracksuit pointing at a child in front of a moving carriage that looked medieval.

He flew into the way of the carriage and was splattered.

“OH SHIT!” I shouted, as the carriage stopped.