Brain-Heart Complex

Have you ever imagine what if your brain and heart can talk each other? The rational brain and illogical heart, what kind of conversation will it be?

H :"Look! a stray cat!"
B :"Yeah."
H :"Woo, she wiggle her tail! How cute~"
B :"Yeah but you know? Actually stray cat can house more than tens type of viruses. Terrifying right?"
H :"Hah!? How could you say something like that! This cutie will never hurt people! You heartless Brain!"
B :"Of course i am. You're the 'heart', so how come i have that?"
H :"....You're right."
B :"See? you brainless Heart."
H :"Hey!"


Note: English is not my native language, so feel free to correct my absurd grammar, okay