My Houseboy is a HOT PIE.

Tara is expecting a new houseboy employed by her parents to come over today. She has a lengthy list of things he would do in the home.
However, on sighting him, she declares"My house boy is a HOT PIE?. geez! How am I supposed to allow him to work. I should fulfill my duties as his wife. Wait did I say, wife."
A big hand wraps around her tiny waist.
"When is the marriage boss?" said the owner of those warm hands.
At this, Tara fainted from sweetness overdose