My No Good Very Bad Succubus Transformation

Awww shit! Cadence is having a really bad day. We're talking about an illegal game company snatching his ass from bed, surgically operating on him to add a port to his nervous system so a game can be as realistic as possible, and TAKING THE WRONG PERSON AND GIVING THEM ANOTHER PERSON'S PRE-DESIGNED CHARACTER BUILD.

Yeah. He got fucked. Literally.

A male succubus, except not really because the game can't logically allow the male gender tag and succubus racial tag to exist at the same time. So, instead of a male, he's a beautiful %ERROR_INCOMPATIBLE%. It really rolls off the tongue if you're seven shots deep of tequila and high on the devil's avacado...shit...LETTUCE. The devil's lettuce.

Worst yet, now this stupid game wants to change his body and his mind to be compatible with the race he didn't choose.

Honestly, say it with him:
FUCK. THIS. GAME.