Sniff of a vampire

"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty forgetful vampire?"

- Harp

"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a vampire with a ripped arrow!"

- Enid

"I didn't like the intuitive mother at all and was glad when the hit and run accident happened."

- Spoof

"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."

- Zob