The Cheeseburger Family

Inspired by the Song "CheeseBurger Family" By Jack Stauber.

The Cheeseburger Family

Once upon a time, there was a Cheeseburger Family.

They had 4 children, two sons, a baby boy & a baby girl.

The father was Bacon CheeseBurger, that's his name.

The mother was Onion CheeseBurger, that was her name.

Their 7-year-old son, Mark Cheeseburger.

Their 8-year-old son, Rock Cheeseburger.

Their 2-year-old daughter, Gem Cheeseburger.

& their baby boy who was 1-month-old, Gosh Cheeseburger, Gosh was the baby's name.

They all had heads that appeared like a Cheeseburger with a patty & lettuce.

Gosh's head was made of rubber & was Cheeseburger-colored.

Rock's head of made of Rock & was Cheeseburger colored.

Gem's head was like a Cheeseburger colored gem.

Mark's head was like Cheeseburger-colored human flesh.

The mother's head was like a Cheeseburger molded to be one object.

The father's head was like a duck-taped Cheeseburger, it was duck-taped because it wasn't like his wife's head.
Her head was as if all the ingredients were one, they looked separate but you couldn't separate them.
Meanwhile, his head would fall apart.