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MonitorShotput: Everyone in a massive radius around Shrek heard the Atlas Douluo's words informing the continent of Shrek's rebirth, which included ordinary citizens. There were only 2 possibilities that everyone was aware of. One, the Atlas Douluo is still alive, or Two, someone powerful enough that he can't be differentiated from the Atlas Douluo without them sending a Limit Douluo willing to risk his own life to check is there Instead. If it seemed like the Atlas Douluo, or someone similar in strength, survived, then one would normally conclude other Shrek masters may have survived as well. People at the Atlas and Light Dark Douluos levels could destroy people below a certain level with just a glance, while also destroying any recording equipment they are using to create propaganda. Just look at what Wulin did to that Spirit Pagoda Stooge when he came snooping around. It's not like they could punish this officer if he refused to obey this order, considering it required him to violate the law and harass citizens of the federation and they couldn't punish him unless they recorded the order he disobeyed and the evidence. If they did try to punish him with false evidence, he could just inform a superior officer from the Dove faction and they would protect him. They may be low level cannon fodder, but that doesn't mean they still aren't stupid. I still think the Shrek Seven Monsters are going in order of rank on purpose, just to mess with these Hawk Faction losers, lol.

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1429
1 week ago

Fight_: Yes lol, love how they are doing it. They are just stalling. It’s funny for us, but it also makes sense. It’s wasting the time and resources of multiple people in the federation, and it accomplishes nothing. All it does is give Shrek more time to rebuild without the federation doing anything to stop them.

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1429
1 week ago

MonitorShotput: Mecha squad as backup? I guess no one told these guys that there were 2 Limit Douluo and several Title Douluo still alive in Shrek. I mean, an entire city's mecha battalion ran away from Teacher Wu back in the day, when he only had 6 rings and 2-word battle armor, did they think that Shrek was rebuilding without at least having a couple of Title Douluo around? This guy really isn't too bright if he let himself get stuck in the middle of a potential retaliation from Shrek while relying on anything short of a group of Hyper Douluo as backup. Wulin should have shown up and gave his rank first as it would have saved everyone a lot of time and effort. The only way to override Wulin would be by involving a Federal General, the 1st of which, Yue Zhengyu's Grandfather, wouldn't want to get involved, the 2nd, the Boundless Sea Douluo, wouldn't dare because he knows that the Light Dark Douluo Long Yeyue would personally punch him in the face if he was to show up and get in the way, and the 3rd, the Bright Mirror Douluo, would take Wulin's side anyway. Though, it seems like the Shrek Seven Monsters are doing it 1 rank at a time intentionally just to piss them off, which is hilarious in it's own way, lol.

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1429
1 week ago

LazytotheCore: I’m honestly impressed that the fiancé is helping Long Yuyin even after getting wasted by her. He might an arrogant and useless second generation kid, but I have to admire him for his tenacity. I mean, he got hit where it hurts and he still trys ta help her...

Tales of Demons and Gods · C285
2 weeks ago

CalistormX: That sermon, lmao

Legend of the Mythological Genes · C450
3 weeks ago

SageCrow: I have to admit, it takes skill to write this kind of B.S

Legend of the Mythological Genes · C450
3 weeks ago
Finally found the rewrite, this guy's life has changed from before. View More
Warring Kingdoms: Birth of the Dark Elves (Rewrite) · C1
1 month ago

Dank_god: why is the god of comments against me!!!!!

The Legendary Mechanic · C77
1 month ago

Dank_god: Was in a rush so couldn't shower so here is how to deal with conspiracy theorist

when they try to tell you what really happened tell an even more preposterous theory and accuse them of covering up the truth
Example

Person:the moon landing was fake.
You:Pssh, you believe in the moon?

The Legendary Mechanic · C77
1 month ago

Dank_god: My comments recently have not been top 3 and people are urging me to do another shower thought similar to the one about advertisements so Man proposes and God disposes


Breast are like the sun if you have sunglasses you can stare at them longer

The Legendary Mechanic · C76
1 month ago

ICanFixIt: Joke
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

The Legendary Mechanic · C73
1 month ago

ICanFixIt: Joke 2/2
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

The Legendary Mechanic · C72
1 month ago

ICanFixIt: Joke 1/2 3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

The Legendary Mechanic · C72
1 month ago

Dank_god: Forever think about this

Clapping is just basically hitting yourself repeatedly just because you like something

The Legendary Mechanic · C69
1 month ago

Natalie_Millefiore: According to Webster Dictionary, the definition of ‘dirty’ is ‘covered or marked with an unwanted substance.’
Thus, both the floor and and soap would be dirty in this case.
You wouldn’t want soap on the floor or grime stuck to the soap, after all.

The Legendary Mechanic · C67
1 month ago

Dank_god: Time to destroy your puny minds with 3 shower thoughts

Ever wonder how many random people's vacation photos you were in.

Ever wonder how many places you visited the last time

and no one has ever been in an empty room.

The Legendary Mechanic · C66
1 month ago

ThankYou: What I learned in the book: "Oily hand print and fusion" On the Comments: "Your still it"

The Legendary Mechanic · C64
1 month ago

Distophic: Just like you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 month ago
I WAS LIKE 420 View More

Dank_god: Mind frick

You can't spell advertisements without semen between tits

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 month ago

Dank_god: Mind frick

You can't spell advertisements without semen between tits

The Legendary Mechanic · C62
1 month ago

Dank_god: I am just going to fack with your brain




bar-code scanners scan the white part

The Legendary Mechanic · C61
1 month ago
excuse me what da fuk


messing with people's minds even after a year View More

Dank_god: I am just going to fack with your brain




bar-code scanners scan the white part

The Legendary Mechanic · C61
1 month ago

Megumin_Explosion: God Type Typing Skill and Enter. Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come frome the abyss! Explooooosion! Thanks for this Chapter!!!

Shadow Hack · C97
1 month ago
that is possibly the greatest post chapter description I've ever seen View More

omozbaj: Dragons dancing in the wind!
One finding his strength, the other seeks his equal!!
Damn great battle!!!

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1348
1 month ago

omozbaj: Dragons dancing in the wind!
One finding his strength, the other seeks his equal!!
Damn great battle!!!

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1348
1 month ago

FireMastr: Let me make this clear guys, they just accidentally pasted the original text after the translation. Its not like its the first time theyv done it. Relax

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1305
1 month ago
it has truly been a while since something like this has happened though View More

FireMastr: Let me make this clear guys, they just accidentally pasted the original text after the translation. Its not like its the first time theyv done it. Relax

The Legend of the Dragon King · C1305
1 month ago
5578 in decimal View More

Aslan237: 001010111001010

Exp-Sect · C169
1 month ago
it didn't work... oof View More

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