Can you share some funny excuse stories?
Here are some. A guy told his boss he was late because he was chasing a rainbow. He thought there might be a pot of gold at the end. Also, a woman said she missed the appointment because she was following a cat that looked like her childhood pet all the way across town. Then there was a man who said he couldn't go to the gym as planned because his shoes suddenly became too tight and he had to deal with that first.
Well, there's the story of a child who told his parents he didn't do his homework because an alien came to his room and borrowed his notebook. Another is a man who said he was late for a meeting because he got stuck in an elevator with a parrot that wouldn't stop talking. And a lady said she couldn't go shopping as she had planned because her hairbrush got lost and she had to look for it everywhere in her house.
Can you share a really funny excuse story you know?
Well, there was a person who was late for a dinner party. He said, 'I was following the GPS directions, but it led me to a farm instead of your house. There were cows everywhere and I had to find my way back to the main road. It was so confusing and took me ages to get here.' He was sweating a bit as if he had really been through an ordeal.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some of the 50 funny stories?
Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.
Can you share some of funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'
Can you share some funny stories?
A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.
Can you share some of the 100 funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.
Can you share some funny 911 stories?
Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.
Can you share some of the 70 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.
Can you share some funny will stories?
Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.
Can you share some funny stories?
Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'