Are there any well - known funny failed suicide attempt stories?

A man once thought he could hang himself from a ceiling fan. But as soon as he put his weight on it, the fan came crashing down. He was more startled by the noise and the mess than anything else, and realized how silly his attempt had been.

There was a girl who was bullied at school. She tried to cut her wrists in a moment of despair. However, her mother came home early from work and found her. The mother was heartbroken and took her to the hospital. This experience made the girl start to open up about her problems and she gradually found support from friends and counselors at school.

We can learn that there is always hope. Just like in those stories where at the last moment something or someone intervened. It shows that even in the darkest times, a positive change can happen.

Teenager You was a very successful movie, but some people might think that its plot was similar to Suspect X's Dedication, so it was called a failed Dedication of Suspect X. This was because in the movie, the relationship between the protagonist Beiye (played by Yi Shou Qian Xi) and Hu Xiaodie (played by Zhou Dongyu) was described as a kind of "sacrifice" behavior. In other words, Beiye sacrificed himself to protect Hu Xiaodie, causing him to be misunderstood and criticized. This kind of plot is widely used in both novels and movies, but it is usually seen as a more negative and depressing plot because it highlights the theme of sacrifice and self-sacrifice, which is not encouraged in the real world. Although Young You was a successful movie, its plot might be seen by some people as similar to The Sacrifice of Suspect X, which was why it was called the failed Sacrifice of Suspect X.

Sharing stories of successful suicide attempts is a very serious and often inappropriate topic as it can be triggering and promote harmful behavior. We should focus on stories of hope, recovery, and mental health support instead.

A young man thought he could drown himself in a kiddie pool. Obviously, the pool was too shallow. He sat there in the pool, soaking wet and feeling stupid. It taught him that his problems were not as insurmountable as he believed. And it also teaches others that we often overestimate our troubles in the heat of the moment. We should think more rationally before taking extreme actions.

Because suicide is an act of self - harm that leads to the loss of life. Life is precious, and any loss of life through suicide is a tragedy, not a success. It leaves behind a trail of grief for family and friends.

There was a man who tried to jump off a low bridge into a river. But as he jumped, he landed on a sandbar that was just under the water's surface. He ended up with just a wet bottom and a bruised ego.

Yes. There's the story of a woman who thought she could solve her constipation by doing yoga poses she saw on the internet. She got into some really strange positions and ended up falling over and getting stuck in a corner. Her family walked in on her and couldn't stop laughing. It was quite a sight.

One story that's been around is about a schizophrenic patient who was convinced that the hospital's janitor was actually a secret agent. He would follow the janitor around, whispering 'I know your secret' and trying to offer his help in 'missions'. It was quite a comical sight in the hospital corridors.