Can you share some funny failed suicide stories?

A man once thought he could hang himself from a ceiling fan. But as soon as he put his weight on it, the fan came crashing down. He was more startled by the noise and the mess than anything else, and realized how silly his attempt had been.

There was a girl who was bullied at school. She tried to cut her wrists in a moment of despair. However, her mother came home early from work and found her. The mother was heartbroken and took her to the hospital. This experience made the girl start to open up about her problems and she gradually found support from friends and counselors at school.

Suicide is a very serious and tragic topic, not something to be considered 'funny' at all. We should respect the value of life and promote positive mental health and well - being instead.

Well, one story is about a caller who thought the hotline was a joke hotline at first. He started making up wild stories about being chased by invisible squirrels. But as the conversation went on, he actually opened up about his real stressors and got some great advice in the end.

A young man thought he could drown himself in a kiddie pool. Obviously, the pool was too shallow. He sat there in the pool, soaking wet and feeling stupid. It taught him that his problems were not as insurmountable as he believed. And it also teaches others that we often overestimate our troubles in the heat of the moment. We should think more rationally before taking extreme actions.

There's a story where a woman tried to jump off a low bridge into a river. But she landed in a boat full of fishermen. They were so shocked that they just stared at her for a moment before helping her out. She was so embarrassed that she never thought about trying such a thing again.

Sure. A common failed success story could be a startup that had a great initial idea but failed in execution. For example, a tech startup that developed a very innovative app but couldn't market it properly due to lack of funds and poor business strategy. They had all the ingredients for success like a talented team and a great product, but still failed.

There really should not be any so - called 'good suicide stories'. But we can consider the story of a community coming together to prevent suicides. In a small town, when they noticed an increase in suicidal tendencies among the youth, they set up support groups, provided free counseling, and increased mental health education in schools. This collective effort helped save lives, which is a positive story related to the prevention of suicide rather than suicide itself.

One story is about a young man who was on suicide watch in a hospital. He had been severely depressed due to family issues. The nurses and doctors were constantly by his side, talking to him, and making sure he was safe. Eventually, through their care and his own realization of the value of life, he started to recover.

Yes. One story is about a woman who had three failed IVF cycles. Her doctors then decided to try a different protocol for hormonal stimulation. Along with that, she started doing yoga to relax. In the fourth attempt, she got pregnant. It shows that sometimes a change in medical approach and a more relaxed state can turn a failed IVF into a success.