Do you know any funny jokes related to true stories?

Yes. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This is short and catches you off - guard with its humor.

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

Yes. One story is about a boy named Pedro. Pedro always dreamed of flying. One day, he tied a lot of balloons to his body and jumped from a small hill. But instead of flying gracefully, he just tumbled down the hill. His friends were laughing and said, 'Pedro, hindi yan paraan para lumipad!' (Pedro, that's not the way to fly!).

Maybe a story where a child found a vibrating toy (thinking it was a regular toy) and was super confused when it started vibrating. The parents were embarrassed but also found it quite funny when they saw the child's reaction.

Sure. There was a party where men and women were divided into teams for a trivia game. The question was about fashion trends. The men's team came up with the most hilarious and wrong answers. They thought high - heels were originally made for men to ride horses better. The women's team just couldn't stop laughing at their answers.

Day Up is a very popular Chinese variety show with many funny jokes and memes. Here are some examples: I'll sing a song for everyone. This song is "Perturbed". Perturbed, my heart beats like lightning... Once, I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles, but when I came back, I found that there were no noodles in the bowl, only one dish. Hello, everyone. I'm your president, and today I want to talk about the most important thing in life, which is voting. Once, my colleague and I went on a trip, and we walked into a shop, and I saw a product that said 'all natural' and 'no addition'. Once, when I went to the hospital, the doctor asked me,'Have you taken any medicine recently?' I said,'No, I just started eating pork recently.' ' These jokes and memes were all funny elements in the game, attracting a large number of viewers through humor and relaxed methods.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

Yes. There was a Texan who received a pair of cowboy boots as a Christmas gift. But the boots were two different sizes. Instead of being disappointed, he wore them anyway and told everyone it was a new fashion trend in Texas. He even walked around the Christmas party with a limp on purpose to make people laugh.

Yes. A guy was doing a presentation on safe sex in school. He was demonstrating how to put on a condom using a banana. But the banana was too big and the condom just wouldn't go on properly. The whole class was in stitches.

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'