Share some 'funny 3 line stories'.

One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here are two -line funny stories. Story 1: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Story 2: I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's impossible to put down.

There was this story where a boy approached a girl and said, 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' It was such a classic line. The girl blushed and they ended up having a great conversation. Chat up lines like these can be a fun way to start a connection, even if they are a bit corny. They show the person's interest in a light - hearted way.

Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'

Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Walking in the forest, I heard a whisper behind me. I turned, but saw only trees. Then the whisper came again, closer.

She dropped her book. He picked it up. 'I think I'm falling for you,' he whispered. 'I caught you already,' she smiled.

Once I was in the grocery line and the person in front of me had a cart full of nothing but different kinds of cat food. And their cat was actually sitting on top of the cart looking all proud. It was really funny.

I heard a knock at the door. I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.