Can you share some funny germaphobe stories?

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.

Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.

Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.

Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'

Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.