My Descendants Are My Power

In this high-tech, mind-bending future, Ethan stumbles upon a video game that's all about building a family with insane psychic powers. As he dives deeper, he realizes his virtual kids are hooking him up with some seriously weird and magical gifts.

"Big ups to the OG's Divine Gift, we're the top dogs now!"
"Yo, pass that Tribute Offering to the OG; hope you dig this cosmic weapon as a little token!"
"OG, we're pretty much the rulers of the universe now!"
"..."

Then, out of nowhere, Ethan's game-created Blackwood family shows up on Earth in this massive spaceship. The whole world watches in awe as these once-digital descendants confidently walk up to Ethan.

"Welcome back home, OG!"