Nourish Luxury Hand Soap

After reading the upteenth Chinese cultivation novel, tired of the repetitive cliches, I thought to create a fan-fic of a cultivation world I would prefer.

I then realized that would be a great disservice to both you and me because

a.) I don't nearly have enough imagination juice to put forth a decent cohesive story.

b.) It would be a waste of both your and my time aka life.

So apologies to both @KingofEveryone and @whydoineedanamerly, no story from me. Also an apology about the title, it was literally the first thing I saw when I was thinking of a title.

You may be thinking, "So.. if this isn't a fan-fic, what is it?"

I dunno.