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iusedttotouchgrass

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and now i no longer wish to.

2022-07-21 Joined Global

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iusedttotouchgrass
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wow it splits so cleanly

Open the head up? snapped Han Xiao inwardly. Open the head up‽

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

iusedttotouchgrass
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oh right this was a cn novel (1)

Boasting a headful of luscious, burgundy hair that concealed part of her face, the woman wore a tight-fitting, jet black bodysuit from which her curvaceous figure threatened to burst out at any time.

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

iusedttotouchgrass
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idk, with the coffee metaphor i can imagine a sort of deep voice. not a female darth vader. and it said slight rasp not zombie noises come on

Said woman spoke to her subordinate in a voice that was smooth, yet intertwined with an ever-so-faint rasp, reminiscent of a cup of rich coffee.

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

iusedttotouchgrass
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existential crisis after breaking the fourth wall. seems appropriate for a self-aware npc

What exactly am I now? Am I an actual life-form, or am I just a bunch of data? Did my soul transmigrate, or is it something else entirely?

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

iusedttotouchgrass
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well now i'm embarrassed. i'd probably want to steal the heavens if i ever get transmigrated into a world that calls its money heavens.

Yes, Han Xiao only felt that it would be 'a pity'. 'I want to survive!' would be a more normal line of thought. As for variations such as 'My fate is not for the heavens to decide; if the heavens want to erase me, then I will erase the heavens!' or 'Swallow an aurous core to transcend life and death', such ramblings were exclusive to people with second-grade syndrome.

The Legendary Mechanic

The Legendary Mechanic

Games · Qi Peijia

iusedttotouchgrass
iusedttotouchgrass
iusedttotouchgrass
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reminds me of van gogh's death

Her tone was stern this time. He looked like a dear caught in headlights, turning around to face her and raising his hands, he struggled to make a few legible signs, 'No one did this, I fell by myself.'

Valerian, The Legendary

Valerian, The Legendary

Fantasy · THE_WORDSMITH

iusedttotouchgrass
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this is your life now.

"Crazy bastard..." Nea heaved a sigh and picked up a barrel.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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maybe some people have trauma with being locked in. maybe he was claustrophobic : ((

Not gonna lie. His reaction hurts me. I know, I know. I took all the money and locked him inside the bank's vault, leaving him as a small catch for the cops. But that was just a friendly joke, right? Why such an over-the-top reaction?

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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did you forget to erase "people" when you came up with the idea that nea calling them idiots was a better, more characteristic move, author?

Hmm, the cuffs seem to be quite good. Shit, there is a grade 6 magic absorption on it? Magic absorption spells keep sucking out your magic, making it impossible to cast any spell. I calmly looked around the room. 7 people idiots, Thug A to Thug F it seems.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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true lol

A hooded man approached me. He was large and probably bald, kinda like those cool 'good friend' characters in novels that you can't seem to hate. "Our benefactor. Our leader was expecting you. Please follow me," he said.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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reminds me of that time i was trying to push and pull a sliding door in front of people i was trying to make a good impression on. well... at least they had a good laugh and thought i was the funny airheaded type i guess?

The staircase soon ended, placing me in a tiny room with a single door. I pushed the door open to — Ah shit; I have to pull? In this small room, you want me to pull the door, you nasty fucks?

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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... sheesh bro

I stood up and closed in on her. "You should have felt it by now, right? I was a captive, a research experiment. A successful specimen. They achieved it with me; I have no magic in my body."

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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ew. magic amirite

"I was initially against getting with you, but we kept crossing paths. I thought I should enlist your help, their aim... It will affect all of us... everyone..." I turned to look at her; the sword went even deeper into my neck. No blood flowed out since the heat of her magic melted the flesh around the wound and continually closed it shut before tearing it open again.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
Commented

m8

Hah?! Mate, did you look at yourself before saying that? I didn't get the chance to retort as the tattooed man moved into a narrow passageway.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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i like that this recurred

The sky is rather dark this afternoon, it might rain today.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
Commented

yeah absolutely my country lol

Lone mothers sitting in the alleyways with nothing to feed their children. Homeless drunkards in ragged clothes, most of them infected or wounded. Factory workers, more unkempt than the wildest of animals. Malnourished children with no one to call their own. Despite them being right in front of their eyes, not a single soul seemed to have noticed. Hypocrites who can only speak for the weak and never act.

Trial-Run

Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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sounds like my country

With Nea in the lead, we passed through the complex roads of the city. The superior planning of the city put even the stark disparity between the rich and the poor on display.

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Trial-Run

Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

iusedttotouchgrass
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oh of course you are 🤣

"Yes, I am aware," I said. "Where will go today then?"

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Fantasy · Chestnutriceeee

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