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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

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Author: Zevren

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Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen…

‘New Invitation to Group chat.’

“Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs.

[New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.]

“What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?”

He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty.

His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up.

Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat.

[Darth Vader has Joined the group.]
[Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.]
[Phoenix has joined the group.]
[Dark Knight has joined the group.]

Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing.

-10 minutes later-

I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling!

The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.)

Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.)

The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.)

Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!)

The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.)

Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…)

The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.”

The Dark Knight: (…)

The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!)

-12 hours later-

Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked.

“Holy shit I got paid!!!!”

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Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this.

Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed.
Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)

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SirSuicideSurvivor

it's so good so far. its different, unique, and downright genius. I can hardly wait for more I truly looking forward to more chapters. every book this author put out is largely creative and entertaining.

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xlvlx
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This is interesting and has huge potential. Definately try reading this and u won’t regret it. The only thing i dislike is it is a single pairing. I would have preferred a small harem of just 2 or 3 at least as it’s abt many animes and shows. I hope u can change ur decision and have at least 2 waifu :( Anyways, keep up the good work and pls don’t drop anytime soon!

2yr
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Darkwolf280

I like the concept but are you not going to continue spiderman loss and destiny fanfic, i really like to see it completes and can you say the members of harem in spiderman loss and destiny i have yet to read it completely?

2yr
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soldklad

Ive seen a few other CN(mtl and raws) with this kind of concept and Im honestly looking for more. What a surprise that someone 'not chinese' did it! Its good! Please dont drop it suddenly okay?! Right, The highest serious score I give is 4 stars

1yr
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Coolpants

4 chapters yet, will update if more come out. But as of now, the progression seems great, the story has a huge potential. And I have been looking for a story where the Chat group is just that, a chat group. And not some multiverse teleportation device, with a chat feature. The starting is cool, and the main character seems cool. Although I am looking forward if he researches actual psychology or does some course as he realises how much weight his words carry, and not just reply on his cannon knowledge. Excited to see how this progresses. PS: In no way I am saying that doing a course will make him on the level of an actual psychologist(You guys are great), but it can atleast let him know what to and what not to say.

2yr
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Crimson_King

How can you say no harem after adding Jean and Rias to the group chat. I wouldn’t mind if that was just the two of them but to be blocked from the very beginning. Feels bad man.

1yr
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VoidUzumaki

It's good, but for a fanfiction focused on psychology, the mental aspects of the character are... insufficient in quality. It would be ok for a regular ff, but this is one where everything seems to be focused on how people work. Otherwise, the quality is decent though, the therapy(there was only one so far) was written well enough, even if there could be some improvements, they are mostly related to my previous point, or actually realistic since the MC didn't study psychology. Overall, if it isn't abandoned it should be worth a try. Oh, quick 'warning', the MC is a 'good' person and truly wants to help(at least from what we were shown so far).

1yr
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MorningWood_Dao

good concept and idea, sadly got hold back by a-little-bit below average writing. also need proofread. jshshshsbjaiajshsjsisjsbsishshsjsisjsbjsisjs

1yr
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Shushii101

I saw death Vader I was all in 5 stars

10mth
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LittleRedsWolf

It's probably the best fan fiction I have read yet. Give it a go. The only downside is the update schedual.

1yr
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New_bomb589

Good potential but I wish the chapters where a bit longer but other than that it is great!

1yr
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Tatenen

breathtaking experience thankfully seems to be uptated and coming with more chapters the idea is refreshing and innovative i love seeing new and improved concepts the writer shouldn't stop writing the novel and maybe work towards a writing career. I wish you well

5mth
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Dimi_0068

Unique story and so far it is interesting. If possible you shouldn't make this a romance in any way. Because a therapist and their patient shouldn't be in a relationship together.

5mth
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SOMMO_ARCANO

the idea of ​​the story is good but the brain supplement is too much, the author adds what he wants and gives the phoenix a lot of negative things, even the psychologist's story is a bit worthless (it doesn't work like that), then chat connection multiverse? the marvel multiverse already has infinite multiverses containing infinite multiverses of infinite scale and of all kinds, there is also the dc which is similar to marvel in the size of the cosmology, DxD is even worse because they are inside an alpha reality, practically we are already 3 omniverses ! marvel and dc have mini omniverses within the big omniverse, basically the author connects chat to various omniverses across the whole but it is only referred to as a multiverse. the author does not know what to write and the brain supplement is huge, the story has few and almost no frequent updates, even the character of jean is completely different from the original, the background of the story is explained little and talks about how mc has problems with his life (seems to be a reflection of the author), the various characters are amazed by various things in short, the cerebral integrator is very large (it seems that the author talks nonsense or rather the author talks nonsense) the development over from being a psychologist is null and does not change his daily life or give him bonuses, there is no love story or anything else, even the author throws away all the things that could happen or happen in other parallel universes and jean behaves like if he had, the story seems strange both reading it and trying to imagine it and there are various parts that seem only to vent the author in short, no historical development, there is no harem or love story (if you see jean and rias Gremory in the chat you always get some ideas but the author immediately takes away the possibility), the background of the world seems semi-unknown, slow or non-existent update, too much brain supplement in short there are many problems

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IWant2DieALilMore

This is super fun, lol! I personally love this fic.MORE PLEASE.

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EvilDarkDemonLord2

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Swan_Reader

so far novel is coming good I'm very happy to welcome more chapters 😌

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Evo_Vanish

The synopsis had me dying...🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!NEED MOAR!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣..................................................................................................

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True_Vanity

Good story which cannot be dropped no matter what 🫡

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seal_teamvi

i love this please do more! i want more chapters

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