Plaything System PS

"If I don't kill you within this day—"

"Oh really?"

"—This week!"

"Are you sure about it?"

"OKAY A MONTH!—"

"Of course."

"Then I wouldn't be a man!"

"You aren't!"

"I am!"

"Okay, then what will you be?"

"A girl!"

"Go at it, mate." He gives me a thumbs up.


cw - swearing, crass, mature themes, slow burn

prompt one and three from wpc. i designed the cover but the art isn't mine.