"To cultivate is to become one with the world, achieving a higher plane of existence."
What the hell? No, it isn't.
"Through diligent meditation and introspective enlightenment, one will be able to bridge the gap between himself and the center of the universe, achieving Immortality."
Where did you get this crap? Such nonsense!
Come, come, disciple. Follow your Snail-sensei here, and I will show you the quickest path to Immortality! It isn't all meditation and enlightenment like you imagine. If you aren't willing to risk your life, what makes you think you can avoid death? But don't worry! You have the Supreme Me. Your success is guaranteed!
Now just put this dress on and let's go.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't point that sword at me!!!