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Chapter 30: Heavenly Chat Group II

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<<<LeGoatLord

@EnflamedNeko...Dearest brother of mine... -------------------------------------------------------------

TheBlackPArade>>>

>>( ・`ー・´)

Wait, I thought I was the dearest one?!

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BullCena>>>

>>Calm down Uri he probably just wants something.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>>...(¬_¬)

what do you want?

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<<<LeGoatLord

I'm just saying hello?

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>...(¬_¬)

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>>...(¬⌓¬)

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BullCena>>>

>>>...(¬_¬)

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Yo! What'd I miss?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>> Nothing much, apparently Lucifers just saying hello...

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TallCupidG>>>

>>...(¬_¬)

Lu, what did you do?

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<<<LeGoatLord <<

You people have no faith in me.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>...What do you want?

---------------------------------------------------------- <<<LeGoatLord

<<there's no easy way to say this... Michael,

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I need your blood.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>(¬_¬)

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( ̄¬ ̄)

---------------------->>>>EnflamedNeko>>> last seen: today at 4:28<<<<--------------------------------

<<<LeGoatLord << ლ(ಠ益ಠლ!

WTF!!! That's rude as hell!!!!

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BullCena>>>

>>you do it all the time though...

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<<<LeGoatLord <<Yes but when I do it,

it's endearing....come on someone get him back,

Gabriel do something!

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TallCupidG>>>

>>What do you even need his blood for?

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

Are we finally hexing Mickey?!

-------------------------------------------------------- <<<LeGoatLord No, Nurse Chu has asked for the blood of a virgin to make a barrier,

You know, incase shewhomustnotbenamed sends her drones or sth after the kids

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BullCena>>>

>>oh… but doesn't that use a lot of blood?

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<<<LeGoatLord Were immortal, they'd need a few drops at best,besides its good to be cautious Satan promised not to hurt the children

but she can still have her followers do something.

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TallCupidG>>>

>> okay, give me a second @EnflamedNeko

Michael!

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BullCena>>>

>>...nothing happened

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Wait for it...

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Gabe!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Told ya

you're waaaay to easy sparky pants

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>fuck off you emo wannabe!

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Uriel leave Michael alone,

Michael, can't you help out Lu?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>I don't want to

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<<<LeGoatLord <<Why not?!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>…

he sucks

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BullCena>>>

>>...Well, you're not wrong...

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<<<LeGoatLord Hey!<<

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Accepting one's flaws is the key

to self-improvement brother.

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<<<LeGoatLord

<< are you really doing this right now?

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Yes

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<<<LeGoatLord

Whatever, I still think I'm

perfect!

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BullCena>>>

>>(¬_¬) 👎

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>( - ,- ) 👎

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TallCupidG>>>

>>(¬_¬) 👎

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>( ^∇^)👍

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Uriel, don't encourage him

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<<<LeGoatLord << for your safety, I'm going to choose to ignore that

Come on Virgin, I'll tell you fathers plans for the next millennia!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>( ̄- ̄)

You have my attention.

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<<<LeGoatLord

I'll do all the soul sorting,

for both realms.

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BullCena>>>

>>Impressive

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TallCupidG>>>

>>Whoa, that's a great deal, Michael!

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<<<LeGoatLord

So, do we have a deal?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Not yet, I want one more thing.

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<<<LeGoatLord And what would that be exactly?

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>I don't know, give it your best shot.

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

I'll take the blame for the unicorns

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BullCena>>>

>>Absolutley not, father will have your head

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TallCupidG>>>

>>There's no need for that Lu, right Michael.

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>

Of course, there is!

Lucifer, we have a deal.

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Mickey! That's way too far!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>What? This way father gets closure and there's

a chance he won't be the favourite anymore

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>favourite?!

Who cares about any of that?!

he'll be lucky if he lives through the statement!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Thats the idea

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>Michael, you suck.

>>>(¬_¬) 👎

-------------------------->>>>TheBlackPArade>>> last seen: today at 4:26<<<<----------------------

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>LOL, Hey where did the emo go?

---------------------------------->>>>TallCupidG>>> last seen: today at 4:28<<<<--------------------

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Guys?

---------------------------------->>>>BullCena>>> last seen: today at 4:30<<<<--------------------

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Gabe?

>>>come on guys you're making me feel bad!

---------------------------------->>>>>> LeGoatLord>>> last seen: today at 4:31<<<<---------------

EnflamedNeko>>>

>>guys?

>>>Hello?

>>>>Come on guys....?

…( ; ' _')

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Ugh, okay fine

@LeGoatLord I'll do it!

>>Now

@TallCupidG, @BullCena,

@TheBlackPArade

(*╯-╰)ノ

Stop being mad at me!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>()`艸´()

>>>LMAO! I told you you were too easy!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Ugh fuck off!

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BullCena>>>

>>Proud of you little bro!

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>Whatever...( ҂⌣̀_⌣́).i.

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TallCupidG>>>

>>God job Michael

>>>( ^∇^)👍

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EnflamedNeko>>>

>>(¬⌓¬)

>>>Thanks, I guess

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

Nice We'll go in an hour!

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TheBlackPArade>>>

>>All of us?

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<<<LeGoatLord

<<

Sure, why not?

Wear your human bodies!

Thanks, Mickey!

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---------------------------------->>>>>> LeGoatLord>>> last seen: today at 4 :38<<<<---------------

---------------------------------->>>>TallCupidG>>> last seen: today at 4:38<<<<--------------------

---------------------------------->>>>BullCena>>> last seen: today at 4:39<<<<--------------------

---------------------------------->>>>TheBlackPArade>>> last seen: today at 4:39<<<<--------------------

EnflamedNeko>>>

>>You guys all suck

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CREATORS' THOUGHTS
lazyredragon lazyredragon

ah siblings, Michael is really fun to write

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much love from a dragon!

Now back to work!

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