Why Life's a B*tch Life's a B*tch

I'm a lazy guy and my names Max. This story follows me, a twenty-three year old who's currently living the best time of his life, haha, just kidding, I'm depressed... Let's have a fun time together!

This is the reason I'm going to be writing a list about Why Life's a Bitch, Reason 0: Synopses


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Will be releasing these chapters on: Tuesdays and Saturdays, enjoy!


















































... Has everyone finally left now... I guess they
won't see this then. That's probably for the best. I really hate it when I need to act all funny in front of others. I mean, why do I, the main character, have to put up with stuff like that. I guess I can't help it, I'm just so likeable... They're totally reading this, aren't they...